Unfortunate address

[Vista]

So one of my subcontractors turn up at work today and needs my assistance unloading his toolchest from his van. I see the address on the side of it and stifle a laugh before asking him:

 

"does that not hurt a bit?"

 

"What ?" he says looking confused

 

"Well cramming a wedge up your anus of course!" I said, he's now thoroughly confused, I can see hm thinking "Ze mad eeengllishman drink too much whisky maybee?"

 

so I point out the address on the side of his toolbox

 

 

He still didn't see the funny side, these dutchmen have no sense of humour

[RFChris]

at the guy, at the address!

[antz]

ha ha ha ti got an email at work today from a MR MARCO VAN FRIERLANGSBERGER

[V8ian]

There is an estate called the Planets In Hemel Hempsted, Fella I used to work with Lived in No1 Uranus Avenue There was also a fella who worked there who signed in the book as M,R, WHIPPY!!!!!

[tazrocks88]

my mate lives in horney common

[V8ian]

My mate used to live in PRATS BOTTOM, That summed him up so well,