what do you do in this situation

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

groups of gobby little fookers teens ranging from 14-19 maybe a few older

hanging around your aerea being a total newsance gobbing and giving abuse and the attitude you cant do anything ill get you done for assault if you touch me

 

groups of 5-20 somtimes

 

they fook me off

[over_head_cam]

Sniper rifle (with laser sight) you'll drop them before they hear the bang

[Grovesy]

Drive-by shooting with a water pistol full of bleach

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

dont give me bad ideas

[Vista]

Honestly? steer well clear and get the old bill involved.

 

Tempting as it may be to knock the stuffing out of one or two of them, it'll not take the rest of them long to work out where you live. Even if they haven't the bottle to have a go at you in person, you can bet your life savings they'll be brave enough to lob a brick through your car windscreen, or worse your childs bedroom window at night!

 

Scumbags, we have a few down here and I detest them all!

[Posse]

Just blank them Dave go and stroke the guinea pig instead

[lee_capri]

Honestly? steer well clear and get the old bill involved.

 

Tempting as it may be to knock the stuffing out of one or two of them, it'll not take the rest of them long to work out where you live. Even if they haven't the bottle to have a go at you in person, you can bet your life savings they'll be brave enough to lob a brick through your car windscreen, or worse your childs bedroom window at night!

 

Scumbags, we have a few down here and I detest them all!

 

or knife you up you hear it all the time some one's dad killed by gang of kid's every couple of month's

[jimbo]

Play some soothing classical music on a PA.......

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4154711.stm

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

Just blank them Dave go and stroke the guinea pig instead

 

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

Honestly? steer well clear and get the old bill involved.

 

Tempting as it may be to knock the stuffing out of one or two of them, it'll not take the rest of them long to work out where you live. Even if they haven't the bottle to have a go at you in person, you can bet your life savings they'll be brave enough to lob a brick through your car windscreen, or worse your childs bedroom window at night!

 

Scumbags, we have a few down here and I detest them all!

 

they already know where i live

 

everyone here knows where i live

 

it just fooks me off when they kick there football against the house and lean near the window gobbing off not at me just being King noisey and annoying

 

i already jumed out the window and chased them down the road

 

ill have to trey and ignore them see if they calm down and fook off

[Toby]

Yes mate ignor them, kids being kids if they know it bothers you they'll keep on.

 

No effect they'll move on.

 

Failing that it's got the be the police route.

[james p]

you gotta just ignor it mate iv been cautioned for fighting with em .its always the innocent party that come off worse i the end

[X FLOW EDDY]

Shotguns

[Mk2Jo]

Just call the council about noise pollution and then call the police each time they're out there and say that they're damaging your property

 

Or ..... smear dog poop all over the wall outside and that will stop them from leaning on it or standing near it

 

Or .... paint on the side of the wall "Gay people congregate here" and a big arrow pointing down towards them

[Grovesy]

Or better still..

 

smear anti climb paint over the wall they sit/lean on..

 

That'll stop the fookers

[flyingbanana]

Or better still..

 

smear anti climb paint over the wall they sit/lean on..

 

That'll stop the fookers

 

[bmxdave]

We had some kids breaking into the depot robbing the glass hammers off of the buses. So we made a nice concoction. It consisted of Red heavy duty grease which we use in kingpins and props and the like. You literally cant remove it. Ive got it on some of my overalls from years ago. We mixed that in with some well used gearbox oil that we saved. It smells absolutely rank. Itll make anyone barf. Just spread it all over the walls. They dont want to get it on their trackies. As soon as they know its there theyll not go back.

 

You could try something similar with used engine oil and red spray grease, something that stinks and something that sticks.

[Toby]

 

Or ..... smear dog poop all over the wall outside and that will stop them from leaning on it or standing near it

 

Or .... paint on the side of the wall "Gay people congregate here" and a big arrow pointing down towards them

 

[Tom]

yeah but those kids won't know what congregate means let alone be able to pronounce it!

[BIG G]

Its only cos they have fook all else to do. But i like Jo's Idea the best...

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

Its only cos they have fook all else to do. But i like Jo's Idea the best...

yeah not the dog poop one though itll make my house smell

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

to be fair they do seem to eventuall fook off after i shout at them but then after a while try to be clever again

 

i know its because they got fook all to do

[Mr Sam]

Play some soothing classical music on a PA.......

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4154711.stm

 

 

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

its not like channel 5 now

 

kids nowadays are Apple Pies

[Toby]

yeah but those kids won't know what congregate means let alone be able to pronounce it!

 

Yeah, they'll end up cementing something.