Will he qualify for OSF?

[Delotus]

I'm in my shed yesterday cleaning some parts for my new engine,i here some gimp on what i thought was a scooter razin up and down the street .

 

The next thing the noise gets louder.

 

"There coming up my path! "i thought."Who's bought a scooter again?"

My nephews have them you see.

 

The doorbell goes.

 

Got a pump mate?.This geezer asked.

I nearly fell over .

 

Look at this ...fickin ell.

 

 

 

"Bonkers that ",i said.

 

Now I don't mind anyone having a bit of fun as long as they don't harm themselves or anyone else ,theres a big disused railway by where i live and there allways on something over there.But this things mental.

 

One rear brake.

It's got a scooter engine hanginG out the side as if it was designed for an oval race track.

 

 

I said" Who did the wiring?"( cus i'm shite with electrics)

 

It was like that when i got it, he said.It goes like a rocket he said

 

What, up in the air? i said "With flames coming out"

 

After spending 10 miniutes in the shed climbing over all kinds of gear i couldn't find the pump .

 

I said there only flat at the bottom anyway!

 

I said can i take a few pictures to show are kid ?

 

Yer should of seen his face.In fact here it is.

 

 

So he took off like a rocket.

 

OSF = OFFICIAL STUPID FXXK.

 

Tim

[Mr Sam]

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerwality check his face, he looks so proud

 

oh god damn it i hope you told him to attatch another scooter engine to the other side, flippin eck that looks like fun, think id prefer it beefed up a little though i can see the frame collapsing and drivers being scewered

 

 

:edit: its probably a good thing i havn't learnt to weld yet

[Delotus]

BONKERS IN IT

[RFChris]

As long as he don;t turn right he'll be okay.

[Danmex]

WTF that things mental, how the hell does he keep it in a straight line

[Vista]

He was driving it on the road

[mk1super]

Ive seen something similar powered by a Suzuki Gsx-R 1100 motor that spent most of its time going sideways or spinning but with a 140bhp going through go cart slicks thats not really suprise is it lol

[Delotus]

Hey lads some people are rearly mad arn't they.

 

The said geezer knocked today again and said he had reluctantly decided that it was for sale.

 

I said "how much.?"

 

He said, 200 buff.

 

I said ,"Well worth it mate.I'd have had that if i hadn't just bought this new engine,sorry about that mate,ill ask round."

 

Ok he said, Im getting a Quad yer see.

 

"Well good look with the sale mate!" i said.

 

He's got no chance,i tell you.

 

It's one of them things with some kids if you are a bit of a grumpy git with them ,they come back and scratch yer car .So i tend to get on with all the lads on the estate.I lend them spanners ,give them a bit of paint and oil here and there so all is well.

 

 

Definatley got to see this quad he's getting,will it be made out of an old netto shopping trolly with a lawn mower engine slapped on somewhere? or will be two gopeds welded together?Thus a proper one?

If it shows up i'll get the camera out.

 

The mind boggles.

Tim

[mk1super]

Think they have watched too much madmax filmes lol but if it gets em into working on vehicles well its all good least they aint like the little scum bags round my way.

[X-pack-Glyn]

Ive seen something similar powered by a Suzuki Gsx-R 1100 motor that spent most of its time going sideways or spinning but with a 140bhp going through go cart slicks thats not really suprise is it lol

 

ive seen that, didnt it kill its rear tyres in 10 mins though?

[Guest Den.]

A CHAV Quad?

[Burns]

how long til he puts neons under it?