WHO IS...

[bigglesmk2]

There's a really big posh house out in the sticks near me and every time i go past i can see big exspensive cars parked outside.

Just found out the manager of The Stig lives there

[Wessie]

theres actually 2 stigs in the last and current series (you can tell by there driving positions) one of them is an karting (world?) champion i think, he worked at the same place my m8 went to for work experience and covers in for when the proper stig is busy

[Trevmk3]

Mr T and Chuck Norris take it in turns

[Mr Sam]

at one point he was Damon Hill

[Mr Sam]

Mr T and Chuck Norris take it in turns

 

here come the chuck phrases

[Trevmk3]

Mr T and Chuck Norris take it in turns

 

here come the chuck phrases

 

Chuck Norris doesnt drive the car, he just looks at it and it moves

[Muttley MK2]

Your all wrong. I read a book about stig years ago and he came from a dump, and he couldnt drive at all. That bloke in the helmet has to a fake!

[Trevmk3]

Your all wrong. I read a book about stig years ago and he came from a dump, and he couldnt drive at all. That bloke in the helmet has to a fake!

 

but as the dump got more and more full he decided he would move to the scrap yard where he found a OSF and learnt how to pilot the beast, in no time at all he was powersliding his way between the totalled vauxhalls and citreons. that is where the stig learnt his skills

[tazrocks88]

Your all wrong. I read a book about stig years ago and he came from a dump, and he couldnt drive at all. That bloke in the helmet has to a fake!

 

but as the dump got more and more full he decided he would move to the scrap yard where he found a OSF and learnt how to pilot the beast, in no time at all he was powersliding his way between the totalled vauxhalls and citreons. that is where the stig learnt his skills

 

thats awsome

[Messenjah]

Mr T and Chuck Norris take it in turns

 

here come the chuck phrases

 

Chuck Norris doesnt drive the car, he just looks at it and it moves

 

 

chuck norris once walked down the street with an erection ...... there were no survivors

[Burns]

Mr T and Chuck Norris take it in turns

 

here come the chuck phrases

 

Chuck Norris doesnt drive the car, he just looks at it and it moves

 

 

chuck norris once walked down the street with an erection ...... there were no survivors

 

chuck norris doesn't break wind, he annhilates it

[Messenjah]

chuck norris does not sleep ... he waits

[Burns]

Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

[Messenjah]

chuck norris has two speeds ... walk and kill

[Burns]

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

[Messenjah]

there is no theory of evolution just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live

[bomber1]

at one point he was Damon Hill

 

i thought that as he only lives round the corner from dunsfold where top gear is filmed

[Trevmk3]

at one point he was Damon Hill

 

i thought that as he only lives round the corner from dunsfold where top gear is filmed

 

but hill has already done a lap for the race drivers board, so wouldnt that be cheating

[bomber1]

at one point he was Damon Hill

 

i thought that as he only lives round the corner from dunsfold where top gear is filmed

 

but hill has already done a lap for the race drivers board, so wouldnt that be cheating

 

only if he used nos

[Trevmk3]

[bronze4door]

sorry to dissapoint you all but

 

 

 

 

i am the stig

 

 

 

 

 

 

no not really

 

well maybe of trafford park

[Burns]

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

[TwoLitrePinto]

I also think its damon hill

[32 HI-BOY]

some bloke who can drive any car, i also saw a tv show where a boy wanted to make a rocket bed and guess who drove it..........STIG!

[surfingturnip]

there was a 70's 80's rally driver called stig bloomquvist (sp) wasnt there?