I just went for a wee......

[X-pack-Glyn]

And was stood there ages admiring my huge manhood.

[Vista]

You been wearing your magnifying glasses again?

[Mk2Jo]

fpmsl .... i saw the title and thought "excellent, he's got another medical problem that he needs our help with" Now, I'm just plain disappointed .... how is the itchy crack these days anyway Glyn? All sorted ?

[trispage]

isn't it amazing what they can do with a a dozen world class plastic surgeons and 24 hours in an operating theatre

[X-pack-Glyn]

fpmsl .... i saw the title and thought "excellent, he's got another medical problem that he needs our help with" Now, I'm just plain disappointed .... how is the itchy crack these days anyway Glyn? All sorted ?

 

Thanks Jo, its allright, missus gave me a funny little tablet and i had a hard on for hours , there was a little yellow round tablet for worms and withing a few days no more itchy botty,

[Mk2Jo]

good news mate

[X-pack-Glyn]

Ahhhhh, i know... you thought i was gona say i went for a wee and it was like pee-ing blades...i had that when i was about 19 i think at the time, had a few sexual partners (female before i get any wisecracks) maybe something to do with that all i know was just having a slash was the most painfull thing in the world... took about 8 weeks to go away.

[Pipster007]

I know for a fact that if you eat asparagus, your p**s smells absolutely foul

[Toby]

I know for a fact that if you eat asparagus, your p**s smells absolutely foul

 

Doesn't it!!

[Pipster007]

I know for a fact that if you eat asparagus, your p**s smells absolutely foul

 

Doesn't it!!

Trust me..........It does

[surfingturnip]

if you eat sh*te loads of beetroot it goes red

[Chris!]

if you eat sh*te loads of beetroot it goes red

why would you want to eat beetroot...horrid stuff

[Burns]

if you eat sh*te loads of beetroot it goes red

why would you want to eat beetroot...horrid stuff

 

i might try this experiment

[trispage]

if you eat loads of carrots does it glow in the dark ??

[Toby]

 

How about Asparagus and beatroot Burns!

 

There's a beer in France called Red Eric which make it red aswell, we drank it at Apres Ski and all thought we had internal bleeding from falling over so much!!

[Mk2Jo]

if you eat loads of carrots does it glow in the dark ??

 

fpmsl

[jimbo]

I know for a fact that if you eat asparagus, your p**s smells absolutely foul

 

Doesn't it!!

Trust me..........It does

 

Only if you've got a genetic predisposition to smell it (only about 40% of folks do!)

[sab6024]

I think wee smells of Sugar Puffs sometimes

[Toby]

I think wee smells of Sugar Puffs sometimes

 

Sugar puff piss!! SWEET!!

 

This is the only type of piss to drink.

[Toby]

I know for a fact that if you eat asparagus, your p**s smells absolutely foul

 

Doesn't it!!

Trust me..........It does

 

Only if you've got a genetic predisposition to smell it (only about 40% of folks do!)

 

Like wiping and looking?

[Tom]

pmsl

 

you gotta look - make sure you got it all!

[FredTransit]

fpmsl .... i saw the title and thought "excellent, he's got another medical problem that he needs our help with" Now, I'm just plain disappointed .... how is the itchy crack these days anyway Glyn? All sorted ?

 

FPMSL!!! Tweezers anybody?

[Toby]

pmsl

 

you gotta look - make sure you got it all!

 

JUST to make sure!