April fools . . .

[Tom]

So who dealt out some jokes today and who got fooled?

 

BMW did an advert for canine repellant alloy protection system (c.r.a.p) which said it'd electricute any dog that pissed up one of the wheels (in the times i think)

 

BBC did a report on a new breed of flying penguins

 

and me, well i had to cut open a bonnet on a 7 series today. whilst doing so, filled up my latex glove with ketchup so it was full and oozing and let out a scream and ran into the office - a guy nearly passed out cos he can't stand blood, a few people got quite panicky and when my manager cam running in with the first aid kit i squeezed out some of the ketchup on to a sarnie and ate some.

 

I wasn't too popular but it made me chuckle

[Mk2Jo]

nice one Tommy

[RicardoR]

Haha, nice one.

 

And.. is Posts: 6959 part of an april fools? 7000 posts is.. quite a lot imo

 

I take back what I just said *looks at Mk2Jo's posts*

[Vista]

Got one of my young mechanics a cracker

 

I smeared french mustard all round a flange on the ships sewage plant and told him we had a leak to fix on the plant

 

Went down there and said yep, looks like a shit leak. Moved in closer and sniffed it, said yep sure as hell smells like one. Then dipped my finger into it and tasted it. Definitely a shit leak I said as he ran out the door looking very green

[Mk2Jo]

 

I am so uninventive .... I didn't even think to bother

[ZetecVan 2.0]

One of the girls in the renewals department had a good month. They get commission based on how many policies they 'save' from being cancelled. She'd got around £350 commission.

 

We changed the figures on the system so she only got £24 commission this month. She was panicking even though she said she knew it was april fools day, but didn't know for sure whether we were having her on.

[Trevmk3]

i didnt bother either although on Heart fm they said that there was a whale in the trent bloody melons

[Copey]

i didnt bother either, never do

[bmxdave]

I just threw a bolt at someone and shouted april fools.

 

I dont know why, or what it has to do with april fools. Made me laugh though.

[Toby]

nice one Tommy k

 

[Tom]

my hand still smells of ketchup!!!

[bronze4door]

i did not get up till after 12

[mk2escortmad]

i got a black eye ant a cut on my eyelid for playing football, went for a header and got kicked in the head

nevermind lol

[Chris!]

i did not get up till after 12

same

[bmxdave]

i did not get up till after 12

 

That used to be my way of avoiding it all.

[Toby]

my hand still smells of ketchup!!!

 

Wash it??

[Tom]

nah i kinda like it

[NHR115]

Real Radio broadcast that the Nasa shuttle had got caught up in bad weather whilst trying to come back into earth and was landing in Cumbernauld!!!

 

The whole road network was blocked and people were just stopping in the middle of the road to try and get a glimpse of the shuttle!!!!

[Toby]

nah i kinda like it

 

It's suposed to be good for getting rid of the smell of fox poo. Was it?

[Tom]

Not so good mate, when i got home all the fox shit in the garden still smelt like fox shit.

[Chris!]

nah i kinda like it

 

It's suposed to be good for getting rid of the smell of fox poo. Was it?

[Toby]

Not so good mate, when i got home all the fox shit in the garden still smelt like fox shit.

 

Does it look like fox shit?

 

Cos if it does and it smells and tastes like fox shit even with Tommy K on it it probably is fox shit.

[Chris!]

Not so good mate, when i got home all the fox shit in the garden still smelt like fox shit.

 

Does it look like fox shit?

 

Cos if it does and it smells and tastes like fox shit even with Tommy K on it it probably is fox shit.

you should also do the touch test to make sure it feels like fox shit

[Toby]

 

He should!! It's best to be sure!

[Chris!]

 

He should!! It's best to be sure!

you cant be to careful these days