Poorly sick :-(

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I had a mega vomiting session last night. Luckily it was in the toilet, and today I'm drained, aching and not happy.

 

It's not man flu either before anyone starts.

 

I need sympathy...

[Mk2Jo]

Thanks for being so graphic mate

 

Hope you feel much better soon

[RFChris]

 

Not good fella, hope you perk up soon!

 

Chris

[4parajon]

Could be worse mate......you might not have made it too the lavvy!!!!

 

Keep yer chin up

[RFChris]

Keep yer chin up

 

Badabum, Tish!

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Cheers guys. U wanna pop round and mop my fevered brow, Jo?

 

Jon, when I was at school I had food poisoning. I was feeling cack all day, and then 10 minutes before the end of school I needed to go, so I ran out of class down to the toilet, threw open the door and projectile vomited all over the floor. I ran to a cubicle and sat down, and I was squirting out of my rear end while puking on the floor. That wasn't fun.

[Posse]

you haven't been eating dodgy cookies have ya

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Na it was spag bol. I reckon the missus is poisoning me.

[Mk2Jo]

Cheers guys. U wanna pop round and mop my fevered brow, Jo?

 

 

You'll be all better mate by the time I get there from Hampshire

[Vista]

Cheers guys. U wanna pop round and mop my fevered brow, Jo?

 

Jon, when I was at school I had food poisoning. I was feeling cack all day, and then 10 minutes before the end of school I needed to go, so I ran out of class down to the toilet, threw open the door and projectile vomited all over the floor. I ran to a cubicle and sat down, and I was squirting out of my rear end while puking on the floor. That wasn't fun.

 

I can black cat that, I was doing an outboard motor maintainers course a few years back and went out on the lash on the Wednesday night. In our infinite wisdom we decided we could out drink somne Canadian sailors on their chosen Cocktail, MOOSEMILK ! Anyway this stuff was well drinkable and we ended up drinking it by the pint!

 

Woke up at 5am and it was a case of five finger spread all over my room, I then couldn't work out why the room seemed opaque until I realised I'd fallen asleep with my contacts in! Then again 2 hours later at breakfast I had to run for the bog! (this was a scary morning)

 

In to the workshop at 8 am and I thought I was going to be ok.........alas was not to be Started up the outboard in the test tank and one wiff of petrol fumes had it all coming up again.....no time to run for the bog so the only choice was the test tank.......................all churned up by a 90 horse power Mariner at full throttle..........nice

 

I was not popular that day and a sternly worded letter was sent back to my employer

[runty176]

it was my first day at middle school and we was having a big intr session . I was feeling rough but didn't want to miss my first day .

I was too shy to put my hand up to say i was feeling unwell so i chucked up all over some girls head . It made her cry!!

for a couple of years i was known as chunder chandler

[Pipster007]

for a couple of years i was known as chunder chandler

 

Looks like you could be known as that again

[runty176]

please dont

it took ages to live that one down

[RSvan]

did it look like this m8

[Wessie]

thats good

[DeuceCoupe]

how are you feeling now M8