can you cook?

[BIGKEV]

i can but every time i do the missus complains about something - do you have the same problem?

[atomic punk]

i thought i'd be really nice and cook the mrs a birthday cake last year, iced it and everything....

 

Turned out as hard as a paving slab you should have sen her try to cut it

[Posse]

yeah m8 she complained once that was the last time i ever cooked

[DeuceCoupe]

when my ex cooked his curries I always said something but he did listen and they turned out good

[RFChris]

I can, but i only cook for her on widley space intervals, that way, even if o cook shite she's thrilled!

 

Chris

[Danmex]

I can, but i only cook for her on widley space intervals, that way, even if o cook shite she's thrilled!

 

Chris

 

Works for me, I do a mean Old El Paso Fajita kit

[Burns]

question should be, 'can you ever get out of bloody cooking?' you'd think living with 3 women that i wouldn't cook every night wouldn't you

[RFChris]

You love it you man hoe!

 

Chris

[looney_mom]

Been married for nearly eight years and hes cooked 5 times.

 

Aint I lucky

[ZetecVan 2.0]

i can but every time i do the missus complains about something - do you have the same problem?

 

I don't cook, although I can if I put my mind to it.

 

However, ask me about baking, especially cookies.

[Posse]

lol the cookies

[Burns]

You love it you man hoe!

 

Chris

 

talking of this, half of my kitchen is now a black charcoal mess.

 

one of the girls was cooking chips and set it on fire, i was upstairs heard a scream and went downstairs to find half the kitchen on fire and my housemate about to throw a glass of water on the chip pan to put it out

 

i managed to put it out (setting my trousers on fire in the process) and have been cleaning it up for the past couple of hours

 

moral of this story: women should not be allowed in the kitchen

[DeuceCoupe]

women should not be allowed in the kitchen

 

that sounds like a good idea

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Hope u didn't get any burns, Burns.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat.

[Burns]

Hope u didn't get any burns, Burns.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat.

 

 

[Gibson]

oh man... people with theyre trousers on fire are always funny

[Burns]

oh man... people with theyre trousers on fire are always funny

 

yeah, i found it really funny the girls were a little worried about the house burning down tho

[Pipster007]

I don't wish to blow my own trumpet, but, I'm magnificent in the kitchen.

 

And pretty much in every other room in the house

 

When I wanted to leave school, I wanted to be a chef, unfortunately all the colleges were fully booked. So I stayed on in the 6th form, now I'm an electricican. Go figure

[Burns]

And pretty much in every other room in the house

 

all except the important one pip is what i've heard

 

that was too easy dude

[ZetecVan 2.0]

oh man... people with theyre trousers on fire are always funny

 

yeah, i found it really funny the girls were a little worried about the house burning down tho

 

If you'd been fibbing, someone could have stood behind you, pointed and shouted 'Liar liar your pants on fire' and they would have been right.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat. Again.

[Burns]

oh man... people with theyre trousers on fire are always funny

 

yeah, i found it really funny the girls were a little worried about the house burning down tho

 

If you'd been fibbing, someone could have stood behind you, pointed and shouted 'Liar liar your pants on fire' and they would have been right.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat. Again.

[Guest V6MAT]

i can cook good at it too

[Trevmk3]

I do a mean Old El Paso Fajita kit

 

them kits are good, simple to do taste great cant beat stir fry kits to

[Daggle]

The trick is to have a deal with the missus in that who ever cooks, the other washes up, I then use every utensil in the house when I cook, she has to wash them all up and I don't have to cook again

[Gareth]

My oven does all the cookin...

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat....