Australian agony aunt

[cisco24uk]

My dad has dropped the following article on my desk, he found it a a site he uses and as it refered to fords thought I should post it.

I have had to type this so excuse any mistyping.

 

Dear Abbey,

 

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

 

The major concern I have, started like this . . . .I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

 

There were the usual signs . . . . . the phone rings but if I answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the 'girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

 

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of that car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

 

I once picked up her cell phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

 

Anyway, I have never broached the subject of my worries, with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and so I decided I'd really do a check on her.

 

I decided I was going to park my Ford Escort next to the garage and then hide beside it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching in front of my Escort, that I noticed an oil leak from the sump. Is this something I can fix myslef or should I take it to an expert?

 

Please help me . . . .

Wille

 

 

I thought that was wicked when I first read it.

[mossy]

ha....i like that!

[sab6024]

[mk3cokebottle]

wicked loving it

[BIGKEV]

oldie but goldie

[geoffersmasher]

very funny indeed