Neighbours

[Dr Feelgood]

so we have new neighbours and everyone already hates them

 

Theres five of them, 6ft plus hairy beasts who have never heard of a bath or toilet by the looks of things, theyre proper creepy cos they totally leer at every single doris in the close and make remarks in polish

 

at 3 am they were outside the close screeching away in polish with no regard for people who want to King sleep and then they decide to leave their cans and cigarette stubs in a nice little trail from their front door down the stairs and in front of the close door.

 

if that wasnt bad enough they decide that pee-ing in the streets is quite the norm and one even decided to water the couple below us garden.

 

neighbours everyone should have

[Gonzo]

Get a petition together to get 'em evicted. Either that, or in the dead of night, make it known in no uncertain terms that they're not welcome. Bricks through the windows, coupla molotov cocktails, job's a good'un.

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, I in no way condone this sort of unruly, illegal behaviour.

[antz]

i just have a neighbour that likes to park HER CAR OUTSIDE HER HOUSE!

 

so annoying cos you can get 3 cars in the little stretch of road and i park leaving her enough room...but no she parks in the middle of 2 spaces so i cant.

 

she cant park fro shit either. she once asked me to mvoe my car so she could park inbetween. so i got in and turned round at the bottom fo the roda to coem back to find she had aprked in the middle of teh spaces...bitch.

 

the other day i had both my cars on the street and she came over saying 'can you mvoe yours cos i wanna park there' so i told her i can move it so she can aprk in the middle (knowing she cant park) and she kicked off...i moved it and left her enough room and watche her take 7 attempts to parallel park

 

yesterday i came back to find her 6inches off my bumper...so purposely mvoed my car and checked my numberplate to maek sure she hadnt hit it...she prob thinks she has won 'a round' over me...im not playing her stupid games....the bigger man is the one who walks away.

[Slammed]

i have a neighbour's who are so quiet. even when they are gardening they are quiet! it does my nut in how anyone can be that quiet they have 2 kids and they ... u guessed they are quiet

 

on the other hand a guy who lives 2 doors away from us always parks his pike van in front of our house making it look like sh1t

 

but my dad has a transit key and threatens to move it up to his house one night!

 

cant wait for that lol

[BIG G]

Both my neighbours are cool as.... but god help the first one who isnt

[Dr Feelgood]

we had the nicest neighbours ever but the couple moved to croatia and everyone else is pretty cool too but the guy next door seems to just want to let his house to complete nutters

[mk2_escort_chick]

One side has got their house up for sale and they're pleasany enough.

The other side has some crazy assed mofo's-proper Ford nuts!

Haha-they're the kewl side

One of them is a member on the site too and has 2 mk1 fezzys and an xr3i

[D4N]

We are lucky that we have good neighbours considering how much noice we make on a saturday and sunday in the garage

[glenbo]

i just have a neighbour that likes to park HER CAR OUTSIDE HER HOUSE!

 

so annoying cos you can get 3 cars in the little stretch of road and i park leaving her enough room...but no she parks in the middle of 2 spaces so i cant.

 

she cant park fro shit either. she once asked me to mvoe my car so she could park inbetween. so i got in and turned round at the bottom fo the roda to coem back to find she had aprked in the middle of teh spaces...bitch.

 

the other day i had both my cars on the street and she came over saying 'can you mvoe yours cos i wanna park there' so i told her i can move it so she can aprk in the middle (knowing she cant park) and she kicked off...i moved it and left her enough room and watche her take 7 attempts to parallel park

 

yesterday i came back to find her 6inches off my bumper...so purposely mvoed my car and checked my numberplate to maek sure she hadnt hit it...she prob thinks she has won 'a round' over me...im not playing her stupid games....the bigger man is the one who walks away.

YOU SHOULD HAVE PARKED ANOTHER CAR BEHIND HERS SIX INCHES AWAY AND SHE WOULD BE FOOKED

[FredTransit]

i have a neighbour's who are so quiet. even when they are gardening they are quiet! it does my nut in how anyone can be that quiet they have 2 kids and they ... u guessed they are quiet

 

on the other hand a guy who lives 2 doors away from us always parks his pike van in front of our house making it look like sh1t

 

but my dad has a transit key and threatens to move it up to his house one night!

 

cant wait for that lol

 

Er, they don't all work off the same key ya know.....

[surfingturnip]

i have a neighbour's who are so quiet. even when they are gardening they are quiet! it does my nut in how anyone can be that quiet they have 2 kids and they ... u guessed they are quiet

 

on the other hand a guy who lives 2 doors away from us always parks his pike van in front of our house making it look like sh1t

 

but my dad has a transit key and threatens to move it up to his house one night!

 

cant wait for that lol

 

Er, they don't all work off the same key ya know.....

 

true enough, but you could probably get into most old fords with nothing more complicated than a spoon, let alone a similar key

[Copey]

i broke into my old mk3 fez with a plastic lolly stick once...

[FredTransit]

i have a neighbour's who are so quiet. even when they are gardening they are quiet! it does my nut in how anyone can be that quiet they have 2 kids and they ... u guessed they are quiet

 

on the other hand a guy who lives 2 doors away from us always parks his pike van in front of our house making it look like sh1t

 

but my dad has a transit key and threatens to move it up to his house one night!

 

cant wait for that lol

 

Er, they don't all work off the same key ya know.....

 

true enough, but you could probably get into most old fords with nothing more complicated than a spoon, let alone a similar key

 

Yeah, but somehow I am thinking Mk5 not Mk1......

[oldbus]

As we live out in the sticks we have the best neighbours you could want.....they´re miles away!

[evil knievel]

i live in a semi detached but my neighbours are bloody brilliant!

 

saw me working on the capri in the drive and started asking me all about it, telling her it reminded her of the "old days!"

 

now when ever im in the drive not working on it she tells me it won't finish itself

[evil knievel]

i have a neighbour's who are so quiet. even when they are gardening they are quiet! it does my nut in how anyone can be that quiet they have 2 kids and they ... u guessed they are quiet

 

on the other hand a guy who lives 2 doors away from us always parks his pike van in front of our house making it look like sh1t

 

but my dad has a transit key and threatens to move it up to his house one night!

 

cant wait for that lol

 

i could move it for you......................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for £200 + VAT of course

[lee_capri]

just got rid of our naibour's from hell

 

poor f**ker's have just been reperssed,if i had the mean's id buy his house as well and knock them in to too