Investment advice

[Vista]

After careful research I offer the following hot tip:

 

 

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.

 

With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.

 

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.

 

But if you bought £1000 worth of canned lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

 

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice seems to be: drink heavily and re-cycle.

[Burns]

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[Mk2Jo]

Nicely worked out Vista

 

What on earth made you think of that

[5hane]

thats amasing !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trevmk3]

i think you could make even more out of the beer if you sold it irresponsibly to underage people for more than you bought it

[countrybumpkin]

right i'm off to do some investing

[antz]

i think you could make even more out of the beer if you sold it irresponsibly to underage people for more than you bought it

 

£4 a tin

[Vista]

Nicely worked out Vista

 

What on earth made you think of that

 

I confess a friend emailed it to me. But it made me chuckle and probably isn;t far from the truth.