Retro-gone. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 she didnt even want to see it never mind sniff it
Fiesta Steve Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 pmsl, nice one Does she normally sniff your shaft
Rick Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 haha nice one mate, cant beat the love between man and oily shaft
countrybumpkin Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 you and the cam need to get a room
Retro-gone. Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Posted October 23, 2008 she asked me what was in the little white bottle, i told her "bumlube".. she legged it
2.8i Cossie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 just climb into bed later and start to push it against her....see if that freaks her out more
Retro-gone. Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Posted October 23, 2008 apparently youre all 'in for it' when she catches ya
mk2 stu Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 cant understand women sometimes, they complain about it not being big enough, you go get a big new shaft and she still dont wanna know!
2.8i Cossie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 apparently youre all 'in for it' when she catches ya thank god im over the water
surfingturnip Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 liking the artsy photo Tony start laying an extra place for it at the table and have conversations with it. If people say you're wierd because of it tell them the cam will speak to only you and they're just jellous
caprinerd Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 done that with my carbs and just got a funny look and called sad
Retro-gone. Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Posted October 24, 2008 cant understand women sometimes, they complain about it not being big enough, you go get a big new shaft and she still dont wanna know! erm stu, she never tells me its not big enough mate, dunno bout rest of these lads, i think your alone on that one mate
Retro-gone. Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Posted October 24, 2008 liking the artsy photo Tony start laying an extra place for it at the table and have conversations with it. If people say you're wierd because of it tell them the cam will speak to only you and they're just jellous everyone round here already thinks were weird, no they dont, yes they do, no they dont, shuttup he was speaking to me, no he wasnt....etc...
NeilT Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 pertol heads no one ese realy gets us lol loads of my mates think im bonckers (they proberly wright lmao)
pauline Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 it's not the size what counts its how you use it
MK2Ed Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 she asked me what was in the little white bottle, i told her "bumlube".. she legged it That's a shame...
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