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Yesterday why'll enjoying a packet of the finest crips ever made you got it monster munch the chav / labour that helps me was on his mobile talking jib jab chav stuff and said yeah m8 yeah we can cut some shapes later :shock: When he got off the phone i said what the fook it sounds like a kids fooking party cutting shapes :oops: Apparently it means dancing big square little square triangle and all the the round ones lol.I'm i way behind the times here or is there some new book out on how to speak chavish?

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i new that but would never want to say it :lol::lol:

 

yeah right trev lol what do you call it up there :beer:

 

street rat talk :lol:

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Posse, this should get you started:

 

Examples of a chav's primative vocabulary are as follows:

Chav: Eeyar yo! Mosha! Gotta spare cig?

Brian: No, I don't smoke.

Chav: Wha' ya mean no, ya f*kin' mosha? Ah spark ya!

Brian: Go on then...

Chav: Yo Trace! (emerging from Mothercare) Pass us me mob so I can fone ya bruv!

Trace: Why, ya f*kin dick'ed?

Chav: So he can tune diss chav for me!

Trace: Got no credit, yo!

Trace's baby:

Trace: Shut it ya little fucka!

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they do talk some crap.

 

i cant stand wiggers and asians that think theyre black gangsters... speak english ffs :beat:

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