Dr Feelgood Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 ok this has to be the best chat up line ever do you like chocolate? well pull down your snickers and ill give you a boost
YOUNGY Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 mate that is so funny,i've never heard that one.
trakevlyn Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 Old ones but still make me laugh Do you like chicken?......... suck this its fowl or Do you like beef?........ suck this its dripping and finally Do you like fruit?.......suck this its a peach
mk1super Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 Hmmm I'd just say hello, chat up lines are chedder
Twinkle Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 fancy a dance? "no" so a shags outta the question then?
Dr Feelgood Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Posted January 19, 2009 hahaha right i have a joke which i found funny, not quite a chat up line how did pinocchio find out he was made of wood? his hand caught fire
D4N Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 fancy a dance? "no" so a shags outta the question then?
Pipster007 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 Did you stick a steering wheel down the front of my pants, 'cos you're driving me nuts
evil knievel Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 "you up for a pizza and a shag?" "no" "why?? dont you like pizza?"
SmokeEm Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 You remind me of a spanner coz everytime I see you my nuts tighten
MexDan Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 The names Bond... Uni Bond I'm here to fill your crack!!!
pauline Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 one i got told when i was working in the kitchen with a friend got asked what time do you to get off? "dont' know" can i watch?
mk1super Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 The names Bond... Uni Bond I'm here to fill your crack!!! lmao
Messenjah Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 how much does a polar bear weigh ? i dont know either but thought it might break the ice
5hane Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 "you up for a pizza and a shag?" "no" "why?? dont you like pizza?" that reminds me of someone at my work, when he goes out, he randomly says "hey, want a burger, and a shag?" funnyst thing is once some one said "f*uck the burger, lets go yours"
SmokeEm Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 one i got told when i was working in the kitchen with a friend got asked what time do you to get off? "dont' know" can i watch? Oi - don't give away my secrets!
Noodles Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 The one i used on Sarah "I live up the road" Sarah "Oh I'll stay over" BINGO!
mk2_escort_chick Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 The one i used on Sarah "I live up the road" Sarah "Oh I'll stay over" BINGO! Thanks for that!!! We stayed in the same bed, but didn't sleep with each other (if u know what I mean)
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