Admin Vista Posted January 4, 2007 Admin Report Posted January 4, 2007 The thread about Posses toilet graffiti http://www.oldskoolford.co.uk/phpBB2/vi ... highlight= got me thinking about what original toilet graffiti I'd seen over the years, I remember two in particular: - Does someone wait outside this door? Perhaps you'll never know Unless you drop that shit my friend Coz they too may have to go! But my favourite was: - Some come here to sit and think Others come here to shit and stink! But I come here to scratch my balls and write obscenities on the walls! Any one else got any amusing anecdotes?
Pipster007 Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 Here I sit, broken hearted, Thought I'd s**t, but only farted
RFChris Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 I ran in here, full of Becks the round ones, too late, i wet my kecks.
Gareth Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 The ones around Oxford are cr@p for funny stuff like that.... The ones I've been in All I've read is: For sex call blah blah blah, Kelly loves Stuart or whatever, Fookin borin I read some really obscene stuff once about how a guy likes to have sex with his 3 year old daughter Needless to say I told my supervisor @ work A.S.A.P...
tazrocks88 Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 IF U NOTICE THIS NOTICE U WILL NOTICE THAT THIS NOTICE IS NOT WORTH NOTICING on the urinal i luve that sayin
Mr.Sumo Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 AS YOUR READING THIS UP HERE...... YOU"VE JUST P*SSED ON YOUR TROUSERS / SHOES....
Twinkle Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 "cottaging isnt just for the countryside""
mk1mexico Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 Working in a shipyard i have seen it all. A Few months ago some apprentice got caught leaving lines of superglue on the white toilet seats, this myself i do not find remotely amusing, in fact imagine the pain and it burns too. So now every innocent bloke needs his boss to accompany him to the stores if he needs superglue.
Admin Vista Posted January 4, 2007 Author Admin Report Posted January 4, 2007 Working in a shipyard i have seen it all. A Few months ago some apprentice got caught leaving lines of superglue on the white toilet seats, this myself i do not find remotely amusing, in fact imagine the pain and it burns too. So now every innocent bloke needs his boss to accompany him to the stores if he needs superglue. What shipyard? I also work in a shipyard.
mk1mexico Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 BAE Systems in Barrow in furness. I came on a visit to DML in plymouth is that where you work??
Admin Vista Posted January 5, 2007 Author Admin Report Posted January 5, 2007 Yep I'm involved in the build and commisioning of the superyachts arm of DML, Devonport Yachts I was interviewed for a Job in Barrow in about 2001, they wanted me for commisioning of Albion & Bulwark, but the money wasn't right and Yachts are far nicer to be involved with than military vessels.
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