sayings we dont hear anymore...

[retrorigg]

if it was a slow car we,d say wouldnt pull a nigger off your granny (sorry but we did say it)

 

or your as much use as a chocolate fireguard

 

who smelt it dealt it,

[mk3cokebottle]

your mums arse is so big she uses the grand canyon as a toilet

 

when your mum bends over the sun goes out

 

my dads bigger than yours

 

happy days

 

up the apple n pears

 

good night sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite

 

sweet

 

touch

 

wicked

 

double dare ya

 

turn around touch the ground bugsy not it

 

look a flying pig

 

pigs mite fly

 

bout as usefull as a chocolate ashtray

[bortaf]

Itchy beard

when you don't believe somone, you have to scratch your chin at the same time

well it was the 70's

 

 

 

 

turn around touch the ground bugsy not it

 

nearly wet meself at that LOL

[Timbo]

ABOUT AS MUCH USE AS A COCK FLAVOURED LOLLY POP

[DEP]

I paid £50 for my MK1/ MK2 Escort

[GJUK]

"Thank you" and "Please".

[Retro-gone.]

'a quids worth of 2 star please'

[Fishtailparka]

I'm quite relieved not to hear most of them.

[deltamal]

He needs f*****g with a rag mans trumpet, bell end first!

Faint heart never f****d fair lady!

You eat a peck (old weight measure) of dirt before you die!

Pull it like your'e pulling a forign gentalman off your misses!

 

A few old workshop ones!

[you'll get 10s on that]

Here's my MOT with one day left and I'll have 3 months road tax please

[deltamal]

2 light and bitter's barman! "that'l be 4/2d please sir"