bomber1 Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 i went out in the escort today to do some bits n pieces. stoped at the petrol garage to put fuel in it. (tho it needs its own tanker behind it realy ) as i finish puting the fuel in a dithering old doris comes past me and pulls up to the pumps in front off my car. so shes now infront off my car and 6ft away from the pumps. then she starts shunting back n forth to get closer to the pump and by now im realy scared that she will hit the car i goes n pays for my fuel and on my return she collars me how old is the escort she asks i reply 1973. i had one of them on an l reg in green. i said oh every one remembers there mk1 escorts. she said yes i loved that car and even tells me the reg plate top granny i say
bomber1 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Report Posted January 5, 2007 thought u would have fell asleep b4 reading it all
Guest M.Bird DOHC Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 I only got to old women and i knew the rest! Its all good though!
Jelly Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 An old boy was filling up his Roman Bronze mk2 Escort at my local petrol station the other day.. Bloody rare to see an OSF where I live..
RSvan Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Bloody rare to see an OSF where I live.. well i had three here last year now got two and there is a few more around here aswell m8 think u need to get out more cool story btw jason
quickrack Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Hope you asked her if she still had it parked away somewhere
bomber1 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Report Posted January 5, 2007 Hope you asked her if she still had it parked away somewhere knew i had forgten somthing rs2000 1500 miles from new stored since 78 never welded painted or moded
72mk1escort Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 mmmm.........An L reg Green Mk1 escort hey: Ive got one of them But my cars only got 2 owners on it and the first was an old boy and the second was the bloke who i know and who gave me the car last summer i dont think its ever been registed to a lady but i havent got the V5 yet as i havent sent off for it
petrolhead01 Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 i was out in the pop on thursday as i had a day of and there is nothing better than spending the day getting in everybodys way like they always do to me !! when i pulled into a petrol station near where i live. filled up and was paying when i noticed an old man looking at the car!! on my return i smilled and went to get in and go and he suddenly blurted out "my first child was concieved in one of these" thank god i re-trimmed it!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhh . i try and dodge old people as they always have a story and it is always when im rushing somewhere!! got to love em though!!!!!!
morcheen Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 never dodge old people,one day you will strike it lucky with a gem they have had in their garage for 30 years,and get it for nothing. old people don't just smell of wee and biscuits you know
Jelly Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 think u need to get out more Too must time spent in my dingy garage I think mate! Only reason why I ever get a suntan is because of poor skin protection whilst welding..
BaileyMex Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 top granny i say So did you get her number
johnny_h Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 top granny i say So did you get her number lol, I had a mate in the Army like you, he was a granny botherer too! You are never meeting my old mum Colin! Colostomy Colin.
BaileyMex Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 LOL My secrets out Whip their teeth out and it's just like the real thing
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