ilovegrannys Posted February 20, 2007 Report Posted February 20, 2007 The reason why they do this pathetic thing is because they all got abused by their Uncle & then found out 20 years later after coming out of the' loony bin' to find out the uncle was infact thier dad, who in time has had a sex change! Not only that, its gone wrong so he/she still has a 'Magnum PI' tash that brings the flash backs to the early days of the anal tickling!!! The small minded, jelious C**TS. They think OLD SKOOL means they were at skool past 18 years, because they were retarded, and can't learn to either un zip the trousers and piss & lick the shoulder blade!!! DRIBBLING T*ATS. Yeah, i am bitter!! Some gimp with two left feet gave my old tina a streak of piss and some other shite (RTTS 01). He is probably at home breeding with his trans-mother!!! Or hopefully dead!!! This year i am going in a HUMMER!! With snow chains so when i mount the kerb, not only do the half-breeds get a good splatting i can drag them round! The water 'piss'tol jammed so far up their shite pipe they can still reach the trigger through the mouth!!! BAH!
sab6024 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Posted February 20, 2007 The reason why they do this pathetic thing is because they all got abused by their Uncle & then found out 20 years later after coming out of the' loony bin' to find out the uncle was infact thier dad, who in time has had a sex change! Not only that, its gone wrong so he/she still has a 'Magnum PI' tash that brings the flash backs to the early days of the anal tickling!!! The small minded, jelious C**TS. They think OLD SKOOL means they were at skool past 18 years, because they were retarded, and can't learn to either un zip the trousers and piss & lick the shoulder blade!!! DRIBBLING T*ATS. Yeah, i am bitter!! Some gimp with two left feet gave my old tina a streak of piss and some other shite (RTTS 01). He is probably at home breeding with his trans-mother!!! Or hopefully dead!!! This year i am going in a HUMMER!! With snow chains so when i mount the kerb, not only do the half-breeds get a good splatting i can drag them round! The water 'piss'tol jammed so far up their shite pipe they can still reach the trigger through the mouth!!! BAH! So funny. But I'm a yokal and my Dad isn't my brother/uncle/cousin.....I like to think of myself as being normal.........whatever that is
bortaf Posted February 20, 2007 Report Posted February 20, 2007 Done RTTS abot 7 times seen it change from a custom run to a dub run and onto modern stuff will be going again in a few years Don't tgo if you like to sleep at night though
mk2 matt Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 i'll be there... not in my escort though , hopefully go down in my landy or if not get the train.
Stu_B Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 I hate the way that when I say I'm going to RTTS evertyone say's 'but you don't have a camper/beetle'!! It's not a fookin' VW show it's a custom car show!! I'm glad the VW scene is dyeing, all those poser wannabe surfer twats!! bring back the hot-rods!!
Awesome Al Posted February 23, 2007 Report Posted February 23, 2007 Beer birds un motors oh yeah count us in, i'll drag the B'mth posse along should b bout 10 of us.
sab6024 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 What with Run to the Sun happening this weekend, is there anyone on here coming down to Newquay? I've been out and about today and haven't really seen anything interesting on the roads Not unless they're all caught up in the A30 roadworks
lead foot Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 i spoke to the guys at work about people sodding about, they said that i would be mad to take the cortina down there as some twat may fook it up !. i may pop down in the wifes car !!!.
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 My sister has just sold her beetle to Joe_bo (dropped it off tonight) and he's hoping to get down there. It'll be a long journey from leeds in a 68 beetle with no radio!
meXEco Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Yeah theres just too many fookin idiots around-which spoils it for the genuine car lovers. I've also heard of horror stories involving brake fluid etc. even seen some guy throwing loose change at a car -pathetic-but as said above there was just too many people with him to do anything. Theres some nice cars dont get me wrong-and not everyones malicious obviously-i just think its the wrong environment for some-and leadfoot dont risk that lovely 'tina!!
duchy boy Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Quite agree mate i may take a look,but my capri will be staying at home.
dellboy22 Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 I go every year and took m mk1 up there in 2005 which was a good laugh but as people have already said there is loads of knobs around who ruin for the majority. I am heading up tomorrow on the bus with a few mates so i can have a few beers and not worry about my car all weekend.
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