anyone fancy sitting my corporate law exam for me?

[Burns]

go on, i'll pay you with sweets and alcohol....

 

really not looking forward to it

[antz]

ill do it i cant guarantee a pass though.

 

good luck with it

[Burns]

cheers dude, it's gonna be a shitty hour and a half

[DeuceCoupe]

good luck mate sorry sweets and alcohol is tempting but not tempting enough if it was an osf might be different

[young un]

good luck m8

 

steve

[Mk2Jo]

Yeah ... I'll do it for chocolate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

guaranteed failure though

[Smudger105e]

I'll sit it for you Rich.

 

Core

 

Pore

 

ate

 

Lore.

 

Was that it?

 

Enjoy it.

 

Love

 

Daddykins

[Slik 50]

I would offer my services but you know what im like at quiz's

[Vista]

I'll ask my other half, she'd probably pass it......................................................but as a solicitor I expect her fees would probably be higher than sweeties

[Twinkle]

I'll ask my other half, she'd probably pass it......................................................but as a solicitor I expect her fees would probably be higher than sweeties

 

lucky she aint a plumber there would be an extortianate call out fee too

[Vista]

I'll ask my other half, she'd probably pass it......................................................but as a solicitor I expect her fees would probably be higher than sweeties

 

lucky she aint a plumber there would be an extortianate call out fee too

 

and a few faults that didn't exist before no doubt (I've seen rogue traders!!) but sadly a plumber is unlikely to pass it for him (or fix the blocked drain you really called him out for as he's poking around your boiler, gutters etc etc etc)

[Twinkle]

I'll ask my other half, she'd probably pass it......................................................but as a solicitor I expect her fees would probably be higher than sweeties

 

lucky she aint a plumber there would be an extortianate call out fee too

 

and a few faults that didn't exist before no doubt (I've seen rogue traders!!) but sadly a plumber is unlikely to pass it for him (or fix the blocked drain you really called him out for as he's poking around your boiler, gutters etc etc etc)

 

if they aint to busy takin a piss in your tank

[young un]

or showin you their bum

 

steve

[Vista]

I'll ask my other half, she'd probably pass it......................................................but as a solicitor I expect her fees would probably be higher than sweeties

 

lucky she aint a plumber there would be an extortianate call out fee too

 

and a few faults that didn't exist before no doubt (I've seen rogue traders!!) but sadly a plumber is unlikely to pass it for him (or fix the blocked drain you really called him out for as he's poking around your boiler, gutters etc etc etc)

 

if they aint to busy takin a piss in your tank

 

Yuck! I forget what program it was but I have seen CCTV footage of a disgruntled office worker pissing in the teapot before everyone came out for tea break. How gross is that?

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Pop down to Park Court Chambers in Leeds, and ask for Paul Greaney. Tell him Mike Mason sent you. Used to go to school with him and have got an ace picture of him from 1987 in his Miami Vice suit with a couple of my mates, getting pissed (under age) behind the Alhambra in Bradford, with a can of Special Brew in his hands.

 

http://www.parkcourtchambers.co.uk/PCCh ... neyp1.html

[DeuceCoupe]

I'll ask my other half, she'd probably pass it......................................................but as a solicitor I expect her fees would probably be higher than sweeties

 

lucky she aint a plumber there would be an extortianate call out fee too

 

and a few faults that didn't exist before no doubt (I've seen rogue traders!!) but sadly a plumber is unlikely to pass it for him (or fix the blocked drain you really called him out for as he's poking around your boiler, gutters etc etc etc)

 

if they aint to busy takin a piss in your tank

 

Yuck! I forget what program it was but I have seen CCTV footage of a disgruntled office worker pissing in the teapot before everyone came out for tea break. How gross is that?

 

 

thats so minging

[Trevmk3]

whens the exam burns, cos if you throw in steak n chips at a pub i'll blag my way through it for ya (cus face it, it can be that hard just common sense ). theres the offer let me know

[Burns]

thanks guys, the exam was at 4:30. bloody shitty exams

 

now i've got her next door shagging so i can't even go to sleep

 

anyways, another one to look forward to on friday, can't wait

[Vista]

now i've got her next door shagging so i can't even go to sleep

 

Nothing worse than a heaadboard banging on the other side of the bedroom wall!

 

My suggestion? record it all then play it back at full volume out the window as she leaves for work in the morning.

[Burns]

that's a good idea, i've got five speakers (surround sound) attached to my computer, might wake her up in the morning at 7

[Twinkle]

record it and put it on here then post a note through the door with the link written on it

[Twinkle]

just be carefull they dont sue you for ifringement of privacy

[Burns]

haha, quality *schemes to buy a microphone*

 

i thought i'd put them off earlier by showing them a completely awful and horrible video that would make any man cherish his manhood (waaaayyy too extreme to put on here), they're still bloody at it

[Vista]

just be carefull they dont sue you for ifringement of privacy

 

A fair point, but recording it is exactly what the council would recommend you do in order to build evidence for a noise abatement order.

[Burns]

just be carefull they dont sue you for ifringement of privacy

 

A fair point, but recording it is exactly what the council would recommend you do in order to build evidence for a noise abatement order.

 

and her door's open