Ebay Ad Anyone translate ?

[Savvi]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-FORD-ESCORT- ... 3caf17f4f4

[marky4]

[RossMK2]

thay must of been unable to see walk and type when that was written

[BaileyMex]

That's OK I can translate

 

Welcome to my auction for a piece of tat that I didn't realise qualified for the scrappage scheme before it ended, must go as I no longer work in a hairdressers, and have no need for it.

 

[over_head_cam]

Translation:

 

This POS hasn't got the beans to tow my 8 berth so it's got to go. I've taken the picture from far away so you can't see just how bad it is. The charity bit means they'll get 1% of fook all

 

PS. I still can't work the spell-checker out

[accord83]

Good to see the results of edukayshun.

[stevepeanut]

I think this one looks like its been written by a german or someone european, dont think its an english thicket

 

schoks - shocks

schort - short

 

that looks german to me, plus he keeps going on about his "autopark" even an english divvy wouldnt use that word

[bigdaz27]

the seller dose live in didcot right near the power station they all have 11 toes and big foreheads.

[tim]

dont you speak the local language then col

[Savvi]

Well i'm from Plymouth........... so although living here for a while obviously not quite picked it all up

[Big_man]

Translation:

 

This POS hasn't got the beans to tow my 8 berth so it's got to go. I've taken the picture from far away so you can't see just how bad it is. The charity bit means they'll get 1% of fook all

 

PS. I still can't work the spell-checker out

PMSL :mrgreen: