Admin Mk2Jo Posted January 12, 2007 Admin Report Posted January 12, 2007 yeah ... but this wasn't trying to fill it up through the spout ..... he forgot to take the lid off and just put the kettle under the tap
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted January 12, 2007 Report Posted January 12, 2007 Ian, this is for you mate................................... BTW Jo, that isn't stupid, just a tad forgetfull. We all make mistakes you know. I on the other hand - Don't! Because I am so perfect
DeuceCoupe Posted January 12, 2007 Report Posted January 12, 2007 Mrs ratman is scared shitless of spiders I allways get sent to remove them And I always drop them on purpose just for to hear her scream thats nasty I thought you were nice
Lara Lou Posted January 12, 2007 Report Posted January 12, 2007 On the girls side here, when i first brought my ex boyfriend down to brighton we drove past the royal pavillion, its a massive palace in brighton thast over a hundred years old, it had scaffolding up as it was being painted and he remarked "oh, that will be nice when they finish building it". Needless to say i told everyone.
orionmojo Posted January 12, 2007 Report Posted January 12, 2007 On the girls side here, when i first brought my ex boyfriend down to brighton we drove past the royal pavillion, its a massive palace in brighton thast over a hundred years old, it had scaffolding up as it was being painted and he remarked "oh, that will be nice when they finish building it". Needless to say i told everyone. was he blonde by any chance haha. thats a classic though.
Infectus-Guy Posted January 17, 2007 Report Posted January 17, 2007 was he blonde by any chance haha. thats a classic though. Fair play though, at least he wasn't familiar with any of Brighton's other errections..........
Long Tall Sally Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 WHATS WRONG WITH BLONDE . . ..
Admin Vista Posted February 1, 2007 Admin Report Posted February 1, 2007 Went out for dinner with my Girlfriend last weekend, she studied the menu for ages and then came out with a corker: - "Do you fancy this starter platter to share? Only I don't like the sound of Buffalo wings, do they really come from Buffalo's?" I almost choked on my beer before replying straight faced "Yes dear they come from Buffalo's, they are surgically removed at birth because flying buffalos are very dangerous. That's why all the adult ones you see can't fly anymore." It took her about 15 seconds to work it out before I got kicked under the table. She then said "You'd better not tell them I said that on that Ford site you use." "Of course not dear" I replied innocently Oh and yes she's blonde too.
DeuceCoupe Posted February 1, 2007 Report Posted February 1, 2007 WHATS WRONG WITH BLONDE . . .. they are thick though
Paul FWx Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 On the girls side here, when i first brought my ex boyfriend down to brighton we drove past the royal pavillion, its a massive palace in brighton thast over a hundred years old, it had scaffolding up as it was being painted and he remarked "oh, that will be nice when they finish building it". Needless to say i told everyone. bwuhahah! How the fook am i to know its been there so many thousand years when id never been to Brighton before and had no idea what it was!!!! Your a fecker! Just wait, im gonna think of every blonde thing youve done in the past now.. You just wait! LOL!
Slik 50 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I thimk you touched a nerve there Lara
Paul FWx Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 Im sure people would rather hear my stories heh! I only came over here to see what was for sale, as im thinking of verging onto the old skool with a V8 after spending time on the capri and i find this! bleh! lol! Dodge Charger it is then! lol! *edit.. Oh, and something i read the other day... The way women should be treated? Maybe thsi is where some of us are going wrong... 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better". This will keep her on her toes. And girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs - they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be", repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things ... they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal these things and break them. This will kill off her spirit and mean she'll remain yours forever. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words f**k you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! 15. Spit often. Girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her never ever tell her, as this will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. Girls love pranks. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. 21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no its just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to "stop crying you f**king baby". Girls like a tough man. 22. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 23. If you're listening to music on your ipod and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at home at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Then dont call. bwuhaha, quite amusing all the same
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