This bloke deserves a medal not a reprimand !

[Mk2Jo]

This bloke deserves a medal I reckon, not a reprimand

 

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/20092006/344/m ... wling.html

[orionmojo]

haha!!

 

a pensioner goes to the chemist and asks for half a viagra.

 

the chemist says you'll want more than half at your age mate.

 

the pensioner says SEX!?! oh no no no ......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm just sick of ruining my shoes

 

boo dum tish

[Mk2Jo]

sorry .... I don't get that

[orionmojo]

instead of it swaying in the wind, he gets abit more distance

 

cant really think of how to make it sound any better

[DEP]

Indeed

This made me laugh and i quote

"The number of arrests of men looking for prostitutes has also risen by 500% compared to the previous year".

 

See what happens ladies if you dont look after your man

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

Indeed

This made me laugh and i quote

"The number of arrests of men looking for prostitutes has also risen by 500% compared to the previous year".

 

See what happens ladies if you dont look after your man

 

FPMSL

 

Sorry MoJo, I don't get that joke either mate!

[Mk2Jo]

Must be lots of unhappy blokes out there then if they are turning to ladies of the night ..... or maybe lots more happy ones now

[Dom]

I get it

[Twinkle]

why should age come into how someone gets dealt with though?

[orionmojo]

I get it

 

must be a generation thing Eh m8

[ZetecVan 2.0]

why should age come into how someone gets dealt with though?

 

They could hardly send him to jail for ten years...

 

I just hope he didn't get his viagra mixed up with his sleeping tablets otherwise he'd be going to bed for 40 wanks.

 

 

I've been propositioned by a prostitute when I parked my car up in Bradford last year. She asked if I had change for the bus, and when I said no, she asked if I fancied business. I looked at her face which was covered in flaky skin and herpes, and said 'No you're alright love.'

 

I usually meet my sister there when we go to the football, and one time I was 20 mins late she got propositioned by kerb crawlers FIVE times!

[mk2_escort_chick]

My mum was telling about the 95 yr old guy. Good on him- at least he likes real women, unlike that guy who married his doll.

 

There are some very strange people in the world

[caprifan]

why should age come into how someone gets dealt with though?

 

They could hardly send him to jail for ten years...

 

I just hope he didn't get his viagra mixed up with his sleeping tablets otherwise he'd be going to bed for 40 wanks.

 

 

I've been propositioned by a prostitute when I parked my car up in Bradford last year. She asked if I had change for the bus, and when I said no, she asked if I fancied business. I looked at her face which was covered in flaky skin and herpes, and said 'No you're alright love.'

 

I usually meet my sister there when we go to the football, and one time I was 20 mins late she got propositioned by kerb crawlers FIVE times!

 

 

...so how much did she make

 

...sorry couldn't resist mate

[bashmk1]

I get it

 

then you wont need to go to a prostitute so your safe.

[Dom]

[MK3_DC]

During the six-month crackdown, police arrested 40 men in the town seen looking for sex and of these, 35 will be attending a rehabilitation course.

 

Can someone tell me what the course consists of ? do they make you learn new routes so you don't end up in that part of town ? does the wife have to go along to the course aswell ? presuming the man was married of course (god you have to be so careful these days), do they teach them to more vigilant when you (sorry, they) pull up, white vans parked across the road ? men with binoculars (mind, they may not be the police)

 

anyone else ?

[Twinkle]

why should age come into how someone gets dealt with though?

 

They could hardly send him to jail for ten years...

 

why shouldnt he attend the rehabilitaion course like the other 40 people that got arrested? if he is capable of looking for prostitutes and using their services he is more than able to attend a course!