Honda uses Google translate?

[Vista]

Odd, didn't think that was available back in 1962! Especially liking the ones about Pedestrians and Horses )

[accord83]

Those pesky festive dogs making sport in the highway. I just chuck a bucket of water over them. (actually it's years since I saw horse and jockey mongrels in the road.)

[stephens_xpack]

I can't even remember the amount of times I have exploded my exhaust box at horses......that read really made me laugh - funny stuff.

And a dog is for life, not just for Christmas....no festive dogs here.

[Vista]

Reckon we should write our own semi translated motoring advice to add to it. 

 

I'll open with

 

6. With the lifting spare wheel device handle, maltreat the extremely communicative mother of the wife to cease the excessive verbal communication from the back seat