This guy is a comic genius

[Mexican Gerbil]

Not mine and no idea who it is. Hope his on here. Every now and then something pops up on ebay with a fantastic discription. Legend

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201905335459

[colr6]

It's got bids on it so that Just about sums the escort fraternity up, Who on earth would pay that much for n/s door glasses and handles. Come on surely they are not that rare!!

[Rally Pack 2000]

Already at 500 quid for four door!

 

On my description it says "may not post to Australia" , darn it I will have to pass on that one then.

 

The man has a sense of humour though.

 

In the similar items recommendations this one came up at a starting price of 600 pounds. Personally I prefer the look of a Mk1 from the front.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-mk1-1300xl-for-spares-restoration/332195193137?_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20160323102634%26meid%3Db4716c6914a846d592ad902dafc49578%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D201905335459

[colr6]

So reading between the lines watch out for an original Mexico coming up for sale from this seller, it's a cut and shut front end write off. Going by the roofs in the background he specialises in roll over repairs.

[khanlad]

A twin cam for 600 quid? Who said escorts are over priced! Thats quality

[Danxr2]

That's a bargain I wish I banged my head and mine was as mint as that

[2512pf]

I'm winning at the mo

[colr6]

I'm winning at the mo

Say no more....I rest my case.

[2512pf]

Say no more....I rest my case.

You got to be innit to win it col

Get your bid on ,you no you want an escort

[stephens_xpack]

Without doubt, people are mental....

[Mexican Gerbil]

Surprised no one had mentioned the now £100+ fuel cap fitted