A Christmas message

[Vista]

For all our members in the run up to the Christmas break 

As you sit upon the throne, 
 With everything prepared,
 You're feeling quite excited but
 a little bloody scared!
 That huge amount of Christmas nosh
 has turned into a log,
 And now the fateful time has come,
 to flush it down the bog!..
 But first you must expel the beast
 and so you start to strain,
 You bite down on a piece of wood
 to take away the pain.
 But oh my god, it's bloody huge
 it's like you're giving birth!
 You sweat and push and swear and shake
 and strain for all you're worth.
 And then that magic moment comes,
 that fills your soul with cheer,
 A turd the size of King kong's arm
 emerges from your rear.
 And like a bomb it hits the pan
 thus lightening your mood,
 And making room inside your guts
 for lots more Christmas food!

 Have a great Christmas y'all

And no drinking and driving or these guys will be after you!

 

[BaileyMex]

So poetic mate... I think 💩