Why is it...

[escort21]

When I stand by the toaster for ages and it only pops up when I walk off...makes me so angry

[72mk1escort]

[over_head_cam]

It knows

[GT_Jim]

it conspires with the kettle

[Kieran]

[Trevmk3]

its the toasters way of telling you that it controls you, sooner or later it will get all other electrical equipment in your house to do these things in hope that you'll leave them in peace

[GT_Jim]

its the toasters way of telling you that it controls you, sooner or later it will get all other electrical equipment in your house to do these things in hope that you'll leave them in peace

 

maybe its like a doris, itll respond quicker if you give it nicer things

[sab6024]

its the toasters way of telling you that it controls you, sooner or later it will get all other electrical equipment in your house to do these things in hope that you'll leave them in peace

 

maybe its like a doris, itll respond quicker if you give it nicer things

 

Yeah try using posh bread like Granary

[escortmad79]

[RFChris]

........i told it to. We're planning to slowly make you go insane via the apparent "malfunction" of all your electrical goods. Soon enough, your DVD player will lose all grasp of lip-sync, your PS2 will only play Grand Tourismo 3.....in Japanese and your washing machine will hide a red sock within its mechanical innards, making sure everything you own has a pink tinge.

 

Once you've gone bananas my plan will come to fruition and i will execute the move i have so patiently waited for.....

 

 

 

 

......I'll super glue all your plates to the dining room table.

 

Mwa ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[Wessie]

........i told it to. We're planning to slowly make you go insane via the apparent "malfunction" of all your electrical goods. Soon enough, your DVD player will lose all grasp of lip-sync, your PS2 will only play Grand Tourismo 3.....in Japanese and your washing machine will hide a red sock within its mechanical innards, making sure everything you own has a pink tinge.

 

Once you've gone bananas my plan will come to fruition and i will execute the move i have so patiently waited for.....

 

 

 

 

......I'll super glue all your plates to the dining room table.

 

Mwa ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

 

chris m8 dont worry, the men in white coats should be with you very soon . . . . .

 

carry on bud

[RFChris]

Watch it "unfinished project" boy! Your plates could be next on the list!

[Wessie]

anything but the plates ! and whats with the 'unfinished project' boy havent got got an unfinished project?

 

 

 

oh and its 'unfinished projectS' boy to you

[GT_Jim]

.....I'll super glue all your plates to the dining room table

 

lightweight! you should super glue everything to the ceiling mwhahahaa

[RFChris]

How silly of me,

 

Your right "unfinished projects" boy!

[DeuceCoupe]

How silly of me,

 

Your right "unfinished projects" boy!

 

who hasnt a licence

[Wessie]

if i had the money, i would have one mand

[DeuceCoupe]

if i had the money, i would have one mand

 

yeah right you should be the man with no licence not with no name

[antz]

everytime i make toast whe it pops up it scares the shit outta me

[Wessie]

and how long did it take till you got your licence

[DeuceCoupe]

and how long did it take till you got your licence

 

ok I was 20 when passed test

[Wessie]

so dont go on

[DeuceCoupe]

so dont go on

 

sorry but i am going to go on I'm a doris

[Burns]

so dont go on

 

sorry but i am going to go on I'm a doris

 

gotta admit, she has a good point there