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How come I have just managed to join their forum then? Sure you joined the right forum and not the National SmallBore Rifle Forum or the National Scottish Redhead Association or the Never Smell Radox Assembly......

I have gone for a Chris Boardman bike from Halfrauds, it retails at £600 but got it through the ride to work scheme, so it ends up costing £360. Which ain't too bad IMO.

54%, however typical goverment form, most of it was about bleedin europe

Nice one Jo, good luck with the rest of it

Why do people overtake me in my Anglia when Im driving in a queue of traffic? I would ask why are people driving your anglia in the first place mate I work for a railway company, why do some people expect me to know everything about trains? For the same reason that people ask me all sorts of questions on dropped kerbs, litter dropping, and anything that is slightly linked to the Police Why can't UK Police use the PIT manoevre? Who says we can't Why do Immigration services need a passport to send someone back to their own Country? If they can't prove who they are, get rid! Hear hear!! Why do pedestrians stand two paces into the road at junctions? Errrm I am running out of witty comments at this time of the night!, in that vein, why do mothers stick the babies pushchair out into the road just before they attempt to cross the road Why does my wife moan when I try to run over the toes of pedestrians in the above situation? It probably looks a lot closer from where she is sitting and she don't like the thought of a new bonnet mascot Why can't the PC brigade keep their views to themselves? Coz this country is run by spineless individuals who are too afraid of upsetting the minority, so piss of the majority! Why can't the Police give someone a hiding if they are being agressive towards them? I refer to my last answer! Does anyone in the UK like Sauerkraut? I am not going to admit on here that I enjoy a bit of german sausage now am I Do people have lessons at school in how to block a supermarket aisle using only one shopping trolley? If they do, it must be an effective lesson! Are shopping aisles getting closer together? Seems like they are making them tighter to move in now... Why, when naked sunbathing, do some body areas burn, but willy does not? Would have thought it would be more sensitive! Can't say I have tried that one Why do people not park in the middle of parking spaces in supermarket car parks? Run out of ideas on this one Why does my wife moan when I park really really close to a parked car's drivers door in the above situation? Maybe coz she can't get out to spend your money? Why do the low energy light bulbs in our front room come on, then get dimmer before lighting up completely? Why are they such an unattractive shape? 2CV's. Why? 2 word's, The French Why do people tell you stuff about your car which is 100% wrong? The 105e, eh? 3 speed box, vacuum wipers, side valve engine, crap cars they were... They will be the ones who can't park in a supermarket then?

Im sorry but listening to Top Gear from the 'old days' is boring me stiff.... When I look at todays Top Gear then it's a bit of a no brainer for me, Today's TG is just a entertainment programme, its a bit of fun and I for one love it!

Good on ya mate, must be something about Darren's being fatties as I am having to resort to a bike to do the 4 mile trip to work and back, oh and I recommend investing in a gel seat cover, still not as nice as a car seat, but better then just the saddle!

Mate if it was me, you wouldn't even get a tug for it Like I said, this Goverment is in the doo-doo. Needs to raise some money somehow

fook sake, thats my black/silver plates coming off then! not payin 60 bloody quid!! most people i know with black & silver plates have never been stopped and those who have did not get fined Yeh but now, it's much easier to prosecute them, so why take the risk/, It's up to you though

Had a quick flick throught it, don't know if it says it in there but its now a £60 fine, not a £30 fine as before..... Oh and if you didn't know, not wearing your seatbelt will now cost you 60 quid as well. Anyone would think this goverment is broke and needs to get some more money off the tax payers

Never had a problem with the clutch on mine, however make sure you don't drop it down a pothole and bottom out the exhaust manifold. That expensive mistake cost me a grand on a new cat.

Why is that sad. He's the biggest international star in the history of the planet..... Cue the cynics No it isn't sad to be watching but oh please, the biggest international star on what planet and in who's opinion? Sure he made some good music but not as much as people make out. In a 30+ year career as a solo artist he managed just seven albums, not all of which were good and one of which was partly a compliation of past hits. Good artist, yes. But best international star? Not a chance. Have to call your bluff there Scott, name me someone as big worldwide as Jackson then? Errrrr helloooo Madonna? And what's more, the sycophants on that program claimed he was the best international star EVER. so to counter that one too: Elvis, Sinatra. And if we can include bands as well as artists, The Beatles, U2 to name just two chuck Queen and Led Zep onto the bands list And if we can remove our blinkers for a minute and go beyond the English speaking world, we will will find that many of these acts just simply aren't recognised to the same extent that MJ is..... See, what I said was MJ was the biggest (can be measured in album sales, how many countries to can go to and see if people recognise the name/music, etc.) international star ever. I did not say he was the best (purely subjective, down to the individual, we'll be here for ever debating that sort of thing). As for all the acts that have been named above......Nice try, but the Backstreet Boys, Shania Twain and Andrew Lloyd Webber all have higher selling albums than the highest sellers of those named above. And if you're going to insist on confusing biggest with best, then you've just saying that you think Backstreet Boys are better than Led Zep, which might make you a little bit i have to agree, michael jackson went to countries nobody even cares about going to, he is recognised worldwide and is def one of the biggest international stars not to mention hes a total icon for his individual style with clothes, music and video's which are recognised everywhere. and i like the backstreet boys I was talking about the biggest international star who was still alive, so that rules out Elvis and The Beatles, who IMO are in the same league as MJ, however Madonna is not in the same recognisable league as MJ. Queen, U2 and Led Zep are further down the league then Madge. I think that if you went to the back of beyond with a picture of those artists, then more people would know who MJ is more then those other artists. THAT is what made MJ the BIGGEST star on this planet.

Why is that sad. He's the biggest international star in the history of the planet..... Cue the cynics No it isn't sad to be watching but oh please, the biggest international star on what planet and in who's opinion? Sure he made some good music but not as much as people make out. In a 30+ year career as a solo artist he managed just seven albums, not all of which were good and one of which was partly a compliation of past hits. Good artist, yes. But best international star? Not a chance. Have to call your bluff there Scott, name me someone as big worldwide as Jackson then?

I am going to clean the K&N panel filter on my daily, I have just bought a K&N cleaning kit off the 'bay. What is the best way to do it, is it worth soaking it or just spray it on? It's filthy black and is full of crap and bugs. Hopefully will give it a bit of whoosh afterwards. Cheers All

I thought it was hilarious tonight, the best bit was with the dogs being taken around the track, James and the St Bernard

That's the funniest thing I have heard all day

And down to earth too....

Jeeezus , you stick him in a grow bag over night!!

Congratulations!! Bad news is though, it's gonna end up costing a lot more then 8 quid

Try wearing body armour and load vest, friggin clod hopper boots and then waving your arms about on the M25 like a loon, sweating me knob off, I was!! Great feeling, getting home stripping off and sitting in me underwear with the fan blowing up the side of my shorts cooling my bumhole Is that too much info

Or is that you twat

Met my missus on a blind date, through a friend of a friend, I think I go the better deal

I can't believe this , WTF is going on? All the dog handlers I have met would lay down their lives for their dogs? What sort of twat leaves a dog in a car on days like its been this week All our dog vans are fully air conditioned and when they are left in the van, the rear doors are left open and water is in the cages Crazy!

There was a lot said about that but it was taken out of context, he has since taken it all back We have a shared wish that has just come true YES! perfect! Just wish that they had shown the miserable supporters!!

If I could afford to run one, then I would have one in a shot!! As for the black one above, that's dribble material........