Danmex

Hydraulics

Its funny cos it's true

Glad I've moved back to Leeds, they're solving their congestion problems by building bigger and better roads, Ken would have a fit

Looks like Westwoods pimped it Allthough 30 years ago there'd of been knickers flying off all over the place if you were driving that

I always wanted this Can you tell what it is yet?

Or rolling on floor pissing my self laughing, TTFN

Nice one, I'd love one of those

Yeah I hate that

Hell yeah, Leeds is the worst hit city, their still having unoffical strikes, tossers

Yeah I've seen that a couple of times, and yes it is a really old series. Shame they sold it to some clueless posh bird who said she'd run it into the ground then scrap it

Only ever seen them in silver

Reminds me of this one that was being passed round the RAF, this is a copy of a real answer phone message from an Army recruiting office, Subject: Army Answerphone Thank you for calling the British Army. I'm sorry, but all our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organisation, the region, the specific crisis and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out Kosovo, Bosnia, Macedonia, Serbia, Iraq, Afghanistan,Northern Ireland, Sierra Leone, The Congo, marching up and down bits of tarmac in London and compulsory health and safety at work training, we will return your call. Please speak after the tone or, if you require more options, listen to the following numbers: A. If your crisis is small and close to the sea, press 1 for the Royal Marines. B. If your concern is distant, with a tropical climate, good hotels and can be solved by one or two low-risk bombing runs, please press 2 for the Royal Air Force.(Please note that this service is not available after 1630 or at weekends.) C. If your enquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a warship, some bunting, flags, a damn good cocktail party and a first class marching band, please write, well in advance, to the First Sea Lord, The Royal Navy, Whitehall, London SW1. Thank you for calling and if you are interested in joining the Army please, please do so, although retention is fine and we are right up to strength, you wish to be liberalised, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your wife and family (or gay lover) in a condemned hut miles from civilisation; and are prepared to work your balls off day and night whilst watching the Treasury eroding your original terms and conditions and promising a better pension, serving mainly in sandy climes, whilst picking up rubbish and putting out house fires all over the UK, while fireman and refuse men have a little holiday; then please stay on the line. Your call will shortly be passed onto a bitter, passed-over Recruiting Sergeant in a horrendously fronted, yet grotty little office down by the railway station. Have a nice day and thank you again for trying to contact The British Army

why u think he is a prick?...i dont know him but he seems anice guy to me and he is our only hope of been great at racing again..he has some shit hot talent Well said Antz

What was it for then, did they tell you?

Happy Birthday mate

Thats an impressive turnout, and dunno what you mean about the photo's your phone takes better pics than my camera

And a mk2 bumper

That the one that runs up the side of the valley with the riddiclous drops on one side and blind hairpins

Yeah jet engines are a doddle

Actually maybe not cos I don't pay VAT keep forgeting

Still get a better one cheaper if you shop around

Bummer What a crap week for England

Havn't we been here before

They're trying to escape, can't live with the shame