Smudger105e

Don't forget your towel, will you?

I had a Princess 1100 once, ended up banger racing it. What a pile of crap!!

Mini's OK? Ever had to try to fix one? Or replace and weld a subframe? Like driving a roller skate too!! Some of the motors were Ok mechanically (1800, 3 litre) but body styling was arocious. I even met someone once who thought ther Allegro Poncess was a good looking motor!! Now, if we go OSR (Old Skool Rover) the P5's were the the round ones...

3513 but only once!! bloody giraffe got in the way

I'm not even getting christmas day off

yeah loadsa times. Worst one was fitting a shower mixer. Had to fit the chrome plate behind it, and took the screws out and pulled. Problem was, valves came out, and water was on. And no shower cubicle and the thing wouldnt go back on!!. Left wife trying to guide water into shower tray (rather then letiing it go clean down the stairs) with a tile (half the water was hot) then went outside to turn water off in the road. Couldnt lift the flap in the pavement to had to get s screwdriver from now rather wet bathroom. Went outside and managed to turn the water off. I could still. hear the water running, so thought that turning all the taps on would help, but front door had swung shut, which locked me out. Tried calling through letter box to wifey to turn taps on. Climbed over back wall, but back door locked. Wife had sussed out about the taps, and eventually let me in. But now I couldn't find the valves I had originally taken out of the mixer!! Eventually found them on the pavement next to the stop cock on the pavement. Not a good day

He gives me the creeps.

Is it because it does not dissolve in water? lol

It's called Somerfields

I bought the spam this morning. 340g tin of Spam with stinky french garlic. It even has an apology on the back from Monty Pythons Spamalot. Get those answers in folks!!

1. Madness 2. Bad Manners (anyone know the chap who races bangers at Arlington who calls himself Buster?) 3. Fun Lovin' Criminals 4. Dire Straits 5. Lighthouse Family

Well of course, Burns lives in a house with three girls, and he wouldn't show me if he had a dungeon now, would he?

Well, almost, a semi in Leeds, just round the corner from the rugby/cricket ground(s)

Some might argue with you there, mate

Two lots of boobs, but not one...

The character on my avatar is naked...

heh, not heard anyone say that for a while. Real good word. Pleb.

Well I was planning on trying that tonight, but now...

He had come of age (so he was 16) and was trying to buy condoms from a Chemist's Good morning miss, can I help you son Sixteen today and up for fun I'm a big boy now or so they say So if you'll serve I'll be on my way. Box of balloons with the featherlite touch Pack of party poppers that pop in the night. A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in. Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age Welcome to the house of fun. Welcome to the lions den temptations on its way Welcome to the house of fun. N-n-n-n-n-n no no miss you misunderstood Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood. I'm up to date and the date's today So if you'll serve I'll be on my way. Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age Welcome to the lions den temptations on its way Welcome to the house of fun. I'm sorry son but we don't stock Party gimmicks in this shop Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run This is a chemist, not a joke shop. Party hats simple enough clear Comprehendhe, savvy understand, do you hear. A pack of party hats with the coloured tips Too late Gorgons heard gossip. Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay Many happy returns from the day. Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age Welcome to the house of fun. Welcome to the lions den temptations on its way Welcome to the house of fun.

Madness was said in another thread. You fav Madness song? Mine is Yesterdays Man. Burns was brought upo listening to two-tone, so he should have a fav too!! There is one on one album that is about a local newsagent who at night becomes a knicker nicker. One of the lines, which is telling the ladies to not leave their undies on the washing line at night is, "get your knickers down". I was sitting in my Anglia years ago, happily singing away, and just as this doris walked past I sang that line. Got rather an old fashioned look!! lol

When Mistletoe and Whine came on the radio the year it was released, I had to turn the radio off, it grated that much, must be the worst record ever, never mind just for christmas. Favourite? There's a few, Slade (went to see them in concert in 1972 when I was 12!!) and The Darkness from a couple of years back

A bit of role play, eh?