What's your best bullshit line heard

[ever88]

I really do hate bullshitters and I hate those even more who recognize you know a bit about motors and still try to bullshit you with complete lies or miss understood crap.

 

I'm sorry if I offend anyone here but can say I have owned an impreza but I have found many of owners of these fast and furious vehicles and a like think that the 2.0 turbo is some kind of miracle worker and can produce vast power with no lag or problems what so ever.

 

Don't get me wrong, I have come across some corker statements from OSF owners also and thought it would be funny to see what belter of lines they may have heard in their time.

 

[bortaf]

In a pub chatting with a mate about his old cossie, mate of me sons pipes up " yeah me dad had a cossie, RS500 init, 500BHP from the factory, well fast that was, he used to blow ferraris away in it, init "

[orionmojo]

that twat with a corsa who reckoned that by folding the rear seats down you reduced the downward force in one place, therefore saved weight.

 

to quote himself... "like when you crawl across a frozen pond"

[X-pack-Glyn]

Some moron who was on the capri scene for a while...

 

408 bhp from a knackered cologne with a squirt of gas

[Burns]

that guy that reckoned he'd get a power boost from using an intercooler without a turbo

[bortaf]

that twat with a corsa who reckoned that by folding the rear seats down you reduced the downward force in one place, therefore saved weight.

 

to quote himself... "like when you crawl across a frozen pond"

 

 

that was soo cool i remember it well

[old skool freestyler]

lol wish i was there to give him a backhand slap lol

[orionmojo]

that twat with a corsa who reckoned that by folding the rear seats down you reduced the downward force in one place, therefore saved weight.

 

to quote himself... "like when you crawl across a frozen pond"

 

 

that was soo cool i remember it well

 

swear filter's kicked in then!!

but yeah. sooo funny. and he kept claiming loads of other stuff too, tight to the bitter end

[mk1mexico]

The guy yesterday piped up in the queue for the till, my escort parked at pump2,

 

''Nice motor mate''

 

''Cheers Fella''

 

''Yeah its good to see these old motors on the roads i used to have a beetle just like it myself''

 

T**T

[old skool freestyler]

that one made my night lol

[ever88]

I agree

 

that takes some beating.

 

he can't of seen Herbie then!

[ZetecVan 2.0]

that twat with a corsa who reckoned that by folding the rear seats down you reduced the downward force in one place, therefore saved weight.

 

to quote himself... "like when you crawl across a frozen pond"

 

Who? Posse?

 

There was some anorak looking at an Anglia Juby restored. It won best in show on its first outing. He said 'Ooh, you've got the wrong nuts holding the carb on'. Simon looked at him and said 'Proves what you know, it's got the wrong f**king carb on'.

[Slik 50]

I was out last night at a meet talking to a friend I havnt seen for a while and he has that black capri that looks like the bat mobile ( pics have been posted recently) Anyway some guy from southport that owns a body shop has been spreading the rumour that he had done the roof chop on it and other bits and bobs. When my mate manny (who owns the car and done every bit of the work himself) found out he rang him up for a quote saying that he has seen the capri and was very impressed with the quality of the work and wanted him do do the same to his, The guy responded with the errm well errr Im kinda busy I havnt got time ect. Manny called him a apple pie and told him if he ever heard that he was telling the same tail again he would smash his face in

Busted

[S2 Dee]

The worst I ever heard was from a mechanic in a garage where I was working. I was working on a car and this bloke told a customer that you don't need an oil pump in your car if you keep it over full of oil as the crank will whip it around!

That was my first week there, I was not there for a second week.

Other than that it has to be our good friend with the corsa and the folding seats, still makes me chuckle.

[old skool freestyler]

when i was working on my anglia this morning some kid couple years older then me said i had one of these bend new when i was younger and im only 16 lol

dick head

[Durham Fiesta]

had some lad at work (owns a scooby ) told me i shouldn't bother with the fiesta and buy an mk2 rs2000 cos it has 200 brake as standard so will be faster than the fiesta. The same lad as mentioned about thought an rs500 had 500 bhp

[badchild]

Some clown lives around here got a new dla car, a street ka and he's telling everyone ford and ferrari came together to make them and only produced 2. it's a 1.6 turbo with a new design, it does 30 mpg normal driving get over 3500 revs it does 15! he says its ferrari cuz it has pirelli tyres

twat

[Arched Escy]

Was showing a lad round the Scort once.Opened the bonnet to reveal a 2.0 Pinto.

 

He said

 

2.4 Vauxhall engine,nice one!