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Corsa = Cool!!

 

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,

 

 

Not now, not ever!!!

 

and that is the end of that.....

 

and as for the pictures of the White one in your photobucket account, well sorry if you post it on a Ford Forum, espc a Old Skool one, then expect it to get shot down in flames, for startes WTF is that front bumper about, do you get much snow around your way??

Posted
Had a argue ment once with sarahs ex about cars he was drivin a corsa 1.2 with wheels that were too big and the wrong offset and a dodgy uni backbox I wa driving me tig 1.6 :queer: his line was "I would rather drive a pikey car than a girls car" I said that says it all :lol:

Damn you!

Why do u have to bring me into it- I was trying to keep my old life a secret!

Oh and Kev had 2 corsa's. Blue 4 door and the red 2 door you mentioned :oops::oops::oops:

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i hate corsas nearly as much as novas and saxos. the only time i like them is when i get a free lift off my mate when hes not drinking and i am but even then i cant wait to get out :lol:

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I'm gonna get beat with sticks after saying this but...

I like all Saxos

 

:banplz::crazy::dope:

Posted
I'm gonna get beat with sticks after saying this but...

I like a Saxo...just one though.

Dean's m8 Stu's VTS. It is actually really nice. Nippy, but handles like poop!

 

I'll get my coat :sad:

You'll be getting a tag line like mine soon Saz :lol:

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my hate for saxo's started when i was learning to drive, someone smashed up my instructors car (rover 25) and he got a corsa as a courtesy car, got in it, went to adjust the seat and instead of getting the forward and back lever, i got the height adjust one, headbutted the damned windscreen :banghead:

 

we have not got on since that point :evil:

Posted

I learnt to drive in a Corsa. Burnt a clutch out in one doing clutch control on a hill. I was not popular. I responded with..shouldn't have a crap car then. Then asked if I could chose what I drove. BSM used to have Mk1 Escorts years ago :wink:

 

Then got given a Corsa when my Capri got driven into. Had to keep putting things back together before I took it back. Bloody windows wouldn't stay up. Plastic around the gearknob kept popping out too. Wasn't even very economical. Cost me a fortune to drive around.

 

Never a Classic

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Theyre everywhere.

 

The ultimate in poor taste.

 

Ive seen a couple, maybe 1 in every 50 that look reasonably presentable. Although youd never catch me in one.

 

Cheap though arent they so they will appeal to kids.

 

Kind of similar to Escorts, Cortinas, Capris and Anglias between the 60's and 80's :shock:

 

I hope its not a sign of things to come. :no:

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i think we should hold a big weekend event for all these plastic fantastic RENTBOYMOBILES :queer::queer::queer:

and saturday night at 12pm when we are fed up of listening to 80,000 stero's playing 79,998 songs (there is bound to be a couple of tw@ts with the same sh!t cd) :banghead::banghead::shot::mad2:

thats when the 38,000 tons of semtex that we stratigicley placed out of sight :hush::think::no: comes in to play and we rid the world of these rentboys once and for all but we will have to retreat to a safe distance america should be far enough away :twisted::twisted::twisted:

so who's with me :arnie::arnie::nerner:

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u narrow minded lot!

 

Ok so corsas might not be your (or my) cup of tea but I can remember the ribbing we used to give ppl how drove cortinas (esp mk4s & mk5s) and 4 door escorts that were scrapped by the hundred until a couple of years ago. As for taking the p!ss out of all that "plastic" what do u think the front of a mk2 rs2000 is made from.....errr...cheese?? well its the same shape as a piece of cheddar i suppose.

 

ooohhh look at that kev in that 1.6 laser, grandad thats a lovely 2.8 granada estate you have there.....

 

come on boys grow up, these are young lads with not much money (just like u and me at the age of 17) doing somehting other than robbing old women on street corners and selling crack. wasnt that long ago when the xr3i and the mk1/2 golf gti was king and i dont think anyone on here would dare say that these are sh!t cars and were worthy of nothing more than the scrap mans crusher.

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could we move this thread to the adult room please? children should not be subjected to this kind of talk, corsa a future classic indeed :roll:

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