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Shaun of The Dead bash mate :wink:

 

"Get in the car, go to mums, kill Phillip <> get lez, go to the winchester, have a nice cold beer and wait for this whole thing to blow over....how's THAT for a slice of fried gold?"

 

"Yeaaaah Boyee"

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Shaun: Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?

[long pause as Barbara turns to look at Shaun]

Shaun: That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done that. Sorry.

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all genius quotes!!!

 

picture the scene, its about 8am in the morning and shaun is just about to go to work.

 

shaun "Do you want anything from the shop?"

ed "cornetto"

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Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

 

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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shop owner fulls a gun out;

 

'FREEZE BITCH!'

 

'No, you freeze bitch'

 

'Oh Shit, i'm f*cked'

 

'Now put the gun down and give me a packet of fruit bubbilicious'

 

'and some skittles'

 

anyone? :D

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"do you know what nemesis means?"

 

blank faces all round room

 

"a righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible mary..............ME"

 

 

anyone? my fav film of all time

 

or

 

shop owner "what you doin?"

boy hangin around outside shop spits on floor and says

"it's a free country aint it?"

shop owner

"well it aint a free shop..... so fook off!"

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"Get in the car, go to mums, kill Phillip <> get lez, go to the winchester, have a nice cold beer and wait for this whole thing to blow over....how's THAT for a slice of fried gold?"

 

"Yeaaaah Boyee"

 

 

"YEAH BOY......"

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My two Ghostbuster quotes:

 

"Listen.... you smell something?"

 

and

 

Venkman:"Everything was going great until dickless here turned off the power"

 

Mayor:"Is this true?"

 

Venkman: "Yes, this man has no dick"

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