Blackheath...

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

fireworks show had better look out this year... Jimbob is getting ready to annoy his neighbours again. The borough of Greenwich wont know what's hit them lol.

 

So, how many of you will be having a fireworks party this year, and what are the names of some of your fireworks???

 

I will start the ball rolling, I have some Angry Bat's to let off... god only knows what they are

[Burns]

i've got a couple of 'rusty trombones' ready to let off here

[Trevmk3]

not got any, me and a few mates might have to go get some large ones and some beers and take them to the top of the hills so the whole area sees them

[Pipster007]

i've got a couple of 'rusty trombones' ready to let off here

 

Isn't that what you suffer from after eating too many beans

[MexDan]

Some Parcel Tape, some fuse wire i have left over, and a lot of rockets...

 

best night of firework entertainment anyone can have!!

[antz]

i've got a couple of 'rusty trombones' ready to let off here

 

Isn't that what you suffer from after eating too many beans

 

 

any strawberry cheesecake to go with it

[orionmojo]

i've got a couple of 'rusty trombones' ready to let off here

 

Isn't that what you suffer from after eating too many beans

 

 

any strawberry cheesecake to go with it

[ratman]

Mr. ratman doesn’t like fizzbangs been hit 3 times by the fooking things

 

1 sitting in a pub supping my ale -some chav throws in a huge banger and its goes off under my stool =burnt leg and no hearing for hours

 

2 standing at a m8 fizzbang party (at the back with 20+ people in front of me) A rocket go's up and turns right go thro the crowd like an trident missile and hits me in the neck burning & bruising It then bounces of one of my double chin's and hits mrs ratman in the leg and burnt her trousers

 

3 standing in the same m8 party the next year (now I’m right at the back against a wall crapping myself ) rocket goes up and comes down just as quick and hits me on the head

 

So I stay locket up with the cats on firework night

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

Mr. ratman doesn’t like fizzbangs been hit 3 times by the fooking things

 

1 sitting in a pub supping my ale -some chav throws in a huge banger and its goes off under my stool =burnt leg and no hearing for hours

 

2 standing at a m8 fizzbang party (at the back with 20+ people in front of me) A rocket go's up and turns right go thro the crowd like an trident missile and hits me in the neck burning & bruising It then bounces of one of my double chin's and hits mrs ratman in the leg and burnt her trousers

 

3 standing in the same m8 party the next year (now I’m right at the back against a wall crapping myself ) rocket goes up and comes down just as quick and hits me on the head

 

So I stay locket up with the cats on firework night

 

LOL, that reminds me of some rockets my mate had a couple of years back. The heads were loose on the stick, but we didn't know. Mate these things were all over the shop, going in every direction apart from skywards. What a night

 

Oh yeah, I also have three 64 shot repeaters and shite loads of rockets. Got some more on the way as well, consisting in the form of 6 foot rockets that explode glitter and confetti all over the joint

 

BTW Mr. Ratman, this is a tad random, but is it true that wasps will never return to their old nest they had the year before???

[Pipster007]

Sounds like we best not go to any firework party that Steve may be at for fear of being struck by stray fireworks.

 

Luckily, I generally have a lot of free displays, just by looking out of my bedroom window. As it's Diwali this weekend, a lot of Asians will be letting them off, and they are generally better than most organised firework displays

 

 

 

BTW Mr. Ratman, this is a tad random, but is it true that wasps will never return to their old nest they had the year before???

I've heard that, but dunno if it's true.............I await the answer with great anticipation

[MK5]

our flat overlooks the local park - so we get to see the fireworks for free from the comfort and warmth of our lounge, unlike all the mugs who pay £5 each to stand out in the cold

[ratman]

 

BTW Mr. Ratman, this is a tad random, but is it true that wasps will never return to their old nest they had the year before???

 

yes thats right one a nest is dead by treatmant of dying out (any time between september & november depending on how cold it is ) that nest will not ever be reused

its not uncomon for a young queen to make a new nest next to a old nest

 

Got caught out years back went to a nest in december lady said it was still active in her loft

"no lady defo dead " said I poked it with a stick and got stung the nest was built around 2 hot water pipes central heating for wasps bastards

[DeanMk1Capri]

Going to the Imbercourt display prob this year, been before - great fireworks, kids loved it Remember when my dad used to do day trips to france in his transit (80's) and me and my two brothers used to secretly buy and smuggle loads of fireworks back - cheap and the best bangers imagine your kids smuggling something like that now through any customs