I've noticed something...

[ZetecVan 2.0]

...People really really don't like it when I burn them off at the lights...

 

[Mk2Jo]

[hotrodholty]

i smoked a fella from the lights in an 07 plate bmw 320i with my escy

when he caught me at the next set of lights he was hanging out the window shoutin "" aye lad is that a turbo, what motots in that lad" to which i replied "ah its only a 1.6 (which it is) and then proceeded to dump the clutch and leave him at the lights in a cloud of tyre smoke.

[MK II Mark]

I nailed a guy off the lights a while back, he was in a Mondeo, his face was a picture as he was left scrabbling for grip.....

[Guest MK1gaz]

...People really really don't like it when I burn them off at the lights...

 

that's the greatest thing especially if you've got a sleeper of a car

[martymk1]

couldn't do it in mine, but it must feel good

[Mr Sam]

been waiting to tell this story here seems a good excuse

 

on sunday i went down saaaf to meet a girl im sat at some lights and a silver soft top BMW pulls up next to me whishing to dart in front and cut me up.......i mutter 'if you werent in the car id upset him, but im a good boy'

 

she looks over with puppy dog eyes and sweet lil voice 'but i want you to beat him'

 

 

 

so i wiped the floor with his sorry ass

[Anglia68]

...People really really don't like it when I burn them off at the lights...

 

Have you tried not to beat them off the lights???

I always found it very,very,very difficult,even when giving them a car's length head start.

[Toby]

been waiting to tell this story here seems a good excuse

 

on sunday i went down saaaf to meet a girl im sat at some lights and a silver soft top BMW pulls up next to me whishing to dart in front and cut me up.......i mutter 'if you werent in the car id upset him, but im a good boy'

 

she looks over with puppy dog eyes and sweet lil voice 'but i want you to beat him'

 

 

 

so i wiped the floor with his sorry ass

 

Good Mr Sam!

[Mr Sam]

he was well pissed right up my back side justr let him tear past when we reached 2 lanes

 

what a lovely sound though crossflow/valencia on full chat both wheels spinning through second gear rode the crutch through first to avoid that

 

 

a lady that actually apreciates my car

[Toby]

he was well pissed right up my back side justr let him tear past when we reached 2 lanes

 

what a lovely sound though crossflow/valencia on full chat both wheels spinning through second gear rode the crutch through first to avoid that

 

 

a lady that actually apreciates my car

 

And your moves!!

[Mr Sam]

 

god help the world when i have RWD on the road

[Toby]

Just what I was thinking!!

[ZetecVan 2.0]

...People really really don't like it when I burn them off at the lights...

 

Have you tried not to beat them off the lights???

I always found it very,very,very difficult,even when giving them a car's length head start.

 

I'm always giving them a cars length. Today it was a Golf. Middle lane, damp road. He sets off quickly up to about 35mph. I give him a head start and drive steadily until I'm along side him. I then gun it (still in second gear). Back end goes sideways on the greasy road and I pass him easily. Slow back down cos I'm coming to the next set of (red) lights and he screams past and anchors up at the last second.

 

Too late. You lost. And it was uphill

[Guest MK1gaz]

 

Too late. You lost. And it was uphill

[slappy]

we upset a bmw with a 7.6 litre ice cream van

[Guest MK1gaz]

we upset a bmw with a 7.6 litre ice cream van

Hell yeah quality Mr Whippy machine

[Rick]

i love these stories.... i find that dual lane racing in rush hour is the most fun you can have in a car...

 

its always the same scenario... meathead in a posh car or chav in a plastic tuppawear box.... and 99% of the time they lose cuz they cant drive for shit but think that they deserve to cut in front of you

[Toby]

we upset a bmw with a 7.6 litre ice cream van

Hell yeah quality Mr Whippy machine

 

Yeah!! Whipped him........

 

 

 

Go?

 

 

 

Now??

 

 

 

[Burns]

we upset a bmw with a 7.6 litre ice cream van

Hell yeah quality Mr Whippy machine

 

Yeah!! Whipped him........

 

 

 

Go?

 

 

 

Now??

 

 

 

 

toby, your posts crack me up

[yorkester]

Toby wrote:

MK1gaz wrote:

slappy wrote:

we upset a bmw with a 7.6 litre ice cream van

Hell yeah quality Mr Whippy machine

 

 

Yeah!! Whipped him........

 

 

 

Go?

 

 

 

Now??

 

 

 

 

Looks like he got crushed nuts

[Toby]

Toby wrote:

MK1gaz wrote:

slappy wrote:

we upset a bmw with a 7.6 litre ice cream van

Hell yeah quality Mr Whippy machine

 

 

Yeah!! Whipped him........

 

 

 

Go?

 

 

 

Now??

 

 

 

 

Looks like he got crushed nuts

 

 

And felt flakey!!

[H.P.E harry]

been waiting to tell this story here seems a good excuse

 

on sunday i went down saaaf to meet a girl im sat at some lights and a silver soft top BMW pulls up next to me whishing to dart in front and cut me up.......i mutter 'if you werent in the car id upset him, but im a good boy'

 

she looks over with puppy dog eyes and sweet lil voice 'but i want you to beat him'

 

 

 

so i wiped the floor with his sorry ass

 

And then you woke up

[Mick The Cabbie]

I was working the other night(I'm a cabbie). I was driving the Mondello TDCi in a fairly brisk manner in order to get to me next pick up.

 

Then at the side of me, some young numpty in a Subaru Pretzel spots me just because i'm doing a fair bit over the speed limit. He then tries to goad me into a race over the next 1/2 mile and 3 sets of lights.

The poor deluded idiot seemed to believe that he was the king of the road and that his very chavved up "waste of space on wheels" is the coolest thing out there.

I just ignored him and carried on. I had grin to myself though. He's obviously clueless that there's things lurking in my garage that would put his delusions to a swift end.

One day, i'll see him again & show him who's boss