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Godfather:

 

"Never let anyone outside the family know what you are thinking."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"Never hate your enemies - it affects your judgement." 8)

 

 

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?

Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.

Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

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"Shut up and sit down you big bald f**k." - Avi - Snatch

 

This must be the best movie quote of all time:

 

"Do you expect me to talk?"

 

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE"...

 

Auric Goldfinger.

 

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"There Can Be Only One"

 

Highlander

 

 

 

"There's No Place Like Home"

 

 

from my favouritest film ever, The Wizard of Oz :mrgreen:

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These two bulls are sittin' on a knoll overlookin' a herd of Guernseys,.....and the baby bull says "Hey, Pop, let's run down and f*ck one of those cows."

 

But the papa bull says "No, Son. Let's walk down and F*ck'em all."

 

Hodges (Robert Duvall) from Colors

 

and from Chasing Amy

 

Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?

Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.

Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

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Blues bros.... shit what rollers no yeh shit.. also.. you got us into this parking lot pal now you get us out you want out of this parking lot ok. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

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Blues bros.... shit what rollers no yeh shit.. also.. you got us into this parking lot pal now you get us out you want out of this parking lot ok. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

bed time JAKE BLUES from brother elwood :wink:

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These aren't the droids you're looking for. - Star Wars

 

Don't move or the nigger gets it. - Blazing Saddles.

 

Where we're going, we don't need roads - Back to the future

 

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. - Airplane

 

I aint got time to bleed - Predator

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"Do you know what a Nemisis is ? "

 

" A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent , personified in this case by an horrible c*nt...ME ! "

 

Snatch :ykt:

 

" Your fat Tom "

" Whos this Fat bloke then ? "

" Nick , always a pleasure , Tom what have you been eating ? "

" Enough already , gentlemen , into my office...."

 

Lock Stock.... 8)

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If that's not worth a bet, I don't know what is.

- He doesn't look bad, does he? - No, he looks great.

He'll do you proud.

You reckon that's what people should do for me, Gary? Do me proud?

It's what you deserve.

Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.

Dogs do that.

You're not a dog, are you?

No. No, I'm not.

However...

...you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary.

All except loyalty.

It's rumoured that his favourite means of dispatch involves a stun gun...

... a plastic bag, a roll of tape and a pack of hungry pigs.

You're a ruthless little c**t, Liam. I'll give you that.

But I got no time for grouses.

Feed him to the pigs, Errol.

 

Brick top

 

Snatch

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