mossy Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 god theres soooo many..! a teacher got the sack for throwing a chair at a kid and it went through a 3rd floor window onto a PE class on the field below. Another was sacked for being a perve over rosie whiteman and beth mckensie! Couldnt blame him though, they were FIT! one of the girls was caught shaggin a builder when the school extension was being built. We caused our 'fresh out of training' science teacher to have a breakdown! the last day of school, we egged, floured all of the teachers cars and one of thier houses on the way home! i could go on for ages!
GT_Jim Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 we broke down our business studies tutor our english yeacher got a bit stressed and said he was going to narnia and sat in his cupboard for half an hour there are more but this isnt the adult room
Stu_B Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 My old PE teacher had an affair with a pupil, this all happened after I left & was one of those rumours... Turns out it was true as that girl is my G/F's best mate & apparently they kept on seeing each other after she finished school but then he turned into a bit of a psycho & they split up
greenfordpop Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 My old PE teacher had an affair with a pupil, this all happened after I left & was one of those rumours... Turns out it was true as that girl is my G/F's best mate & apparently they kept on seeing each other after she finished school but then he turned into a bit of a psycho & they split up What school was that?!!!!
Stu_B Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 Haygrove... Mr Jones & a girl called Zoe
greenfordpop Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 I'm glad we chose Chilton for our oldest then!!!
Posse Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 There was a rumour i had a 12mm penis and is was true
Chris! Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 There was a rumour i had a 12mm penis and is was true i wish i had one
Posse Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 There was a rumour i had a 12mm penis and is was true i wish i had one Don't worry m8 it will come just don't mistake it for a hair.
Copey Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 There was a rumour i had a 12mm penis and is was true i wish i had one i am sure if you asked nicely Posse would give you one...
Twinkle Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 shall we call you weener boy then darren?
Posse Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 Wait until later I'm still sober at the mo
Posse Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 shall we call you weener boy then darren? No m8 chief bong er
Twinkle Posted February 14, 2008 Report Posted February 14, 2008 shall we call you weener boy then darren? No m8 chief bong er what with one that tiny? doesnt that confuse the girlies? trading standards would be after you
baz105e Posted February 15, 2008 Report Posted February 15, 2008 once got kicked out of school for deleting a mates whole yr 10 coursework he was being a c**k the got kicked out for pulling a moonie in the middle of the playing field. never did get my head around that ! some lad being a true c**k so instead of lamping him a fooker showed him mi arse !!! well i found it amusing but i dont think the dinner ladys did lol. but the best one was in an english lesson where me and my mates were bored so decided to make a pube mountain in the middle of the table only got detention for that one
Stu_B Posted February 15, 2008 Report Posted February 15, 2008 I snogged one of my school dinner ladies in a kebab shop a couple of years ago
geoffersmasher Posted February 15, 2008 Report Posted February 15, 2008 mine was the classic students sleeping with teachers oh and there was one about a massive underground tunnel, so we "found" a set of care takers keys and went all over the place found the tunnel too it was the only time id turn up to school 2 hours early used to let ourselfs in and just go wondering brilliant oh and i got kicked out for ducttaping a cone to the celing of a class and again for cutting the power off to a block (we had the keys ) me mate got done for nailing a whopping great dildo onto the headmasters door and also setting a window frame alight haha i was terrible
sab6024 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Posted February 15, 2008 We caused our 'fresh out of training' science teacher to have a breakdown! We did exactly the same to our CDT teacher. He wents nuts one day and his CDT room burnt down. He left very shortly after One of the other CDT teachers drove a Volvo P1800S and he was caught shagging my form tutor over one of the benches. Then a few weeks later chucked a chisel at her. A lad a few years above me got caught in the cleaners cupboard with a Henry He got suspended for a week. All the girls in my year were convinced the PE teacher was knocking off one of the lads in our year too
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