RFChris Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 We've all been drunk...... ....whats the worst thing you've done but had ABSOLUTELY NO reccolection of actually doing? Me...well....i may have walked into my dads bedroom, while starkers, and wee'd in his wardrobe. This was two weeks ago......
RFChris Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Posted November 8, 2006 Man, i wish i had a beer..... http://www.oldskoolford.co.uk/phpBB2/vi ... hp?t=27849 Chris
Morley Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Ok so i was lying when i said i don't drink... What i should have said was something along the lines of... Circus, launderette, bat-cave... the usual!
Daggle Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Mine was pulling a munter, taking her back to me mums house, both of us getting naked on the sofa, then me sobering up, looking at what was under me on the sofa and getting off saying "sorry im really tired, you have to go now, here's a fiver for a cab" and then literally pushing the young lady out of the house
Morley Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Mine was pulling a munter, taking her back to me mums house, both of us getting naked on the sofa, then me sobering up, looking at what was under me on the sofa and getting off saying "sorry im really tired, you have to go now, here's a fiver for a cab" and then literally pushing the young lady out of the house You gentleman you
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Ok so i was lying when i said i don't drink... What i should have said was something along the lines of...Circus, launderette, bat-cave... the usual! Quite clearly a "Men Behaving Badly" viewer In answer to your question Chris...... I really don't drink, well, apart from Coca-Cola & the occasional Shandy for when I am feeling a bit special
Trevmk3 Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 never done anything really that bad, ive woke up on a park before, and slept in the beer cellar at a local pub
mk1mexico Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Left a niteclub a 2a.m according to my mates. Got home after 6a.m according to my mother. Have no recollection of where i had been or who with for 4 hours. Bear in mind its a 5-6 minute walk normally.
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 The worst thing was at a works do and I got hammered and came onto the MDs secretary who must have been at least 15 years older. She was sober and found it all very funny. I was so embarrassed the next day when I remembered what I said I'd like to do to her. With my tongue.... At another works do, my mate got pissed and started asking the gay branch manager about his sex life, and if he's a giver or receiver. He didn't do it in a nasty way, he was genuinely interested
cairo Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Mine was pulling a munter, taking her back to me mums house, both of us getting naked on the sofa, then me sobering up, looking at what was under me on the sofa and getting off saying "sorry im really tired, you have to go now, here's a fiver for a cab" and then literally pushing the young lady out of the house Was that a case of....................................I've never gone to bed with an ugly bird but i've sure woke up with plenty
spooner Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 playing cards after shuting the pub,then waking up 5.30 starkers in the bar,i lost a bet ended up running round the car park starkers
RFChris Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Posted November 8, 2006 Well, speaking as someone who also used to run a boozer........ ......good lad!
Trevmk3 Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 playing cards after shuting the pub,then waking up 5.30 starkers in the bar,i lost a bet ended up running round the car park starkers ur lucky they let u back in and didnt lock the door on you
Doc Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 Mine was pulling the bosses daughter who was as drunk as me ! Obviously And after some shenanigans my phone goes off at 2.30am i answer to find its her Mr Tucker who is looking for his daughter who was meant to be the on call solicitor for him that night ! Got fired next day ! Still his daughter made up for it the next night LOL
RFChris Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Posted November 8, 2006 Mine was pulling the bosses daughter who was as drunk as me ! Obviously And after some shenanigans my phone goes off at 2.30am i answer to find its her Mr Tucker who is looking for his daughter who was meant to be the on call solicitor for him that night ! Got fired next day ! Still his daughter made up for it the next night LOL You dog Steve! I love it!
pelvins Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 woke up in the morning ........with a MR MAN plaster on my head!! ???????????????? TO BE TOLD ird , fell asleep on the toilet ! , smashed my head on the creamic bath and split it open !! after throwing cheesecake all round my own livingroom!!!!!!! and my best mates bird undressed me and put me to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and i ripped my next doors climbing plant down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which cost me a bottle of wine still had a drink the next day i think irl lay off the drink ?
Gibson Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 i ran head first threw a panel fence.... rode into my own hedge on my push bike and got my penis stuck in my mates letterbox....
RFChris Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Posted November 8, 2006 and got my penis stuck in my mates letterbox.... Eh?????
Wessie Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 and got my penis stuck in my mates letterbox.... owwww ! well apart from gettin hammered and jumpin off a trampoline into my m8's, neighbours garden at about 2 in the mornin, and not being able to climb back over the fence
bashmk1 Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 sent my mates sister a message saying 'id like to see you wearing nothing but a smile' only found out the next day after she read it out in the pub in front of everyone.
Gibson Posted November 8, 2006 Report Posted November 8, 2006 ye ive sent some silly texts.... the penis thing... basically dont play truth or dare with ruthless lesbians when very drunk...
spooner Posted November 9, 2006 Report Posted November 9, 2006 Mine was pulling the bosses daughter who was as drunk as me ! Obviously And after some shenanigans my phone goes off at 2.30am i answer to find its her Mr Tucker who is looking for his daughter who was meant to be the on call solicitor for him that night ! Got fired next day ! Still his daughter made up for it the next night LOL You dog Steve! I love it! ya can't beat a bit of legal aid
Burns Posted November 9, 2006 Report Posted November 9, 2006 my worst was getting absolutely hammered and not being concious enough to stop the girls attacking me with a shaver, at least they left the hair on my head i'll never live that down round here (but at least it wasn't cold)
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