bloody cats!

[X-pack-Glyn]

where the hell am i gonna geta starfish

 

would you like my chocolate starfish?

[X-pack-Glyn]

dont worry im not the cruel type just dont like cats

 

Neither did I until my wife worked on be to get one. Now i'm a cat lover who regards my cat as a family member equal to any blood relation.

Go on get a cat you will fall for it in no time and it will keep others away and shit in someone elses garden.

If anyone came round complaining about my cat crapping I would happily go round and clear it up.

 

yeah, great idea...ours used towreck the carpet and leather sofa, then puke all over the house and shit on the doorstep...fithy rechid things.

[stevepeanut]

I hate the bloody things, my girlfriends cat decided to sleep on my n gauge railway and smash half the scenery. When its not doing that, its asleep on my escort vinyl roof. Now I dont like this, but heres what my mate used to do. Cut a couple of foot of plastic drain pipe, hammer it into the grass, fill it full of tuna. When a cat goes in, it gets stuck, then he would fill the pipe with water and drown it. Bit weird that someone would actually do that. Our cat pissed me off but thats just screwed up doing that to an animal.

[bortaf]

I love cat but i'm allergic to em

can't stand dogs but the wife loves our staff (more than me 99% of the time

Bloody foxes on our estate crop ON the bloody cars, ON the garage roofs and ON shed roofs the dirty Bstds often of a night i watch the local cats tease the crap outa the foxes and chace em all round the etsate

 

I like animals but not enough to let one shat in "herb" garden, cats are free spirits and with that come a certain risk, no-one owns a cat in the way somone owns a dog, it's only recently cats have been thought of as pets and not vermin.

[X-pack-Glyn]

I hate the bloody things, my girlfiendss cat decided to sleep on my n gauge railway and smash half the scenery. When its not doing that, its asleep on my escort vinyl roof. Now I dont like this, but heres what my mate used to do. Cut a couple of foot of plastic drain pipe, hammer it into the grass, fill it full of tuna. When a cat goes in, it gets stuck, then he would fill the pipe with water and drown it. Bit weird that someone would actually do that. Our cat pissed me off but thats just screwed up doing that to an animal.

 

You have a model railway AND a 4 door escort???

[stevepeanut]

the N gauge one, is something I am building in the kitchen in a 4x2 foot space, mainly to learn all the skills to build a layout. I've bought a basic OO gauge DCC starter kit, and thats going in the loft eventually. That in the air, and the scalextric on the floor

[X-pack-Glyn]

the N gauge one, is something I am building in the kitchen in a 4x2 foot space, mainly to learn all the skills to build a layout. I've bought a basic OO gauge DCC starter kit, and thats going in the loft eventually. That in the air, and the scalextric on the floor

 

i have scelextric in the loft with fly zaks....but dont tell anyone...shhhhh.

[stevepeanut]

the N gauge one, is something I am building in the kitchen in a 4x2 foot space, mainly to learn all the skills to build a layout. I've bought a basic OO gauge DCC starter kit, and thats going in the loft eventually. That in the air, and the scalextric on the floor

 

i have scelextric in the loft with fly zaks....but dont tell anyone...shhhhh.

 

http://www.oldskoolford.co.uk/phpBB2/vi ... hp?t=82839

 

heres some of mine

[Posse]

i hate cats 2 kepted me up the other night at 3 in the morning fighting

 

my mates cat died in the washing machine not long ago i said at least he died in comfort

[stevepeanut]

i hate cats 2 kepted me up the other night at 3 in the morning fighting

 

my mates cat died in the washing machine not long ago i said at least he died in comfort

 

did he use fabric softner?

[Posse]

i hate cats 2 kepted me up the other night at 3 in the morning fighting

 

my mates cat died in the washing machine not long ago i said at least he died in comfort

 

did he use fabric softner?

 

No

[Trevmk3]

we generally dont have a problem with cats shittin in our gardens but they have always been scared off our property when seen wandering through so they havnt been able to find a shitting area in time

[mk3cokebottle]

I hate the bloody things, my girlfriends cat decided to sleep on my n gauge railway and smash half the scenery. When its not doing that, its asleep on my escort vinyl roof. Now I dont like this, but heres what my mate used to do. Cut a couple of foot of plastic drain pipe, hammer it into the grass, fill it full of tuna. When a cat goes in, it gets stuck, then he would fill the pipe with water and drown it. Bit weird that someone would actually do that. Our cat pissed me off but thats just screwed up doing that to an animal.

 

if i ever met him i would make sure my bath tub was full and drown him the evil narrow minded poor excuse for a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[christom1978]

just kill the cat, i can lend you a gun if thats wot it takes, after all i am a

[evil knievel]

get a bigger cat

[Nettles]

just kill the cat, i can lend you a gun if thats wot it takes, after all i am a

 

tinker lol!

[louie bagel]

i got this the other day and p*ssed my pants

 

[over_head_cam]

ROFFLMFAO Seriously :lol:

[5hane]

i am not really a cat person, much prefer my dog (still like the cats tho ) but because the kept pooing in my next door neghbours plants we bought them one of the noise emmiting cat deterrient things, does stop them, but if u can hear the noise (like me) it is horrible

 

 

I hate the bloody things, my girlfriends cat decided to sleep on my n gauge railway and smash half the scenery. When its not doing that, its asleep on my escort vinyl roof. Now I dont like this, but heres what my mate used to do. Cut a couple of foot of plastic drain pipe, hammer it into the grass, fill it full of tuna. When a cat goes in, it gets stuck, then he would fill the pipe with water and drown it. Bit weird that someone would actually do that. Our cat pissed me off but thats just screwed up doing that to an animal.

 

if i ever met him i would make sure my bath tub was full and drown him the evil narrow minded poor excuse for a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

well, as when i was about 7-8 i got given a cat because i wa having a really bad time at school.. only for it to be run over about 5 doors down from me after about 6-9 months (they wernt a year old) i would also help to drown that person ... but proably with concrete boots... FOOOKING apple pie

 

ALSO we had a cat go missing, must be about 2-3 months ago.. havent seen it since..

 

fook me.. why are these people alowed to breath ?

 

 

also if ur not a car person.. fair enough ! if u want us something HUMAINE (sp) to get rid of them... i too wouldnt mind if one of our cats got a squirt from a warter pistol, or a light dousing from the hose.. no problem in that really.. the cat gets wet, and thats it..

 

 

 

gawd.. please punch ur m8 in the face from me please mr stevepenut..

[evil knievel]

my cat fell in the pond recently actually, that was a laugh.

 

he shrunk in size the little git, he's all fur

[X-pack-Glyn]

i dont agree with drowning a cat at all, surely theres a more humane way of killing it.

[Vista]

also if ur not a car person.. fair enough ! if u want us something HUMAINE (sp) to get rid of them... i too wouldnt mind if one of our cats got a squirt from a warter pistol, or a light dousing from the hose.. no problem in that really.. the cat gets wet, and thats it..

 

I'm going to assume you mean cat person.

 

Truthfully I have nothing against cats, I like them as animals and certainly wouldn't wish one any harm (what ever I might mutter to myself as I'm scraping another stinking turd off my boot or out of my lawn). The point is that they aren't welcome to use my garden as a toilet and yes I have tried every humane way, from sound emitters, sprays, water pistols, hoses, granules, the right plants etc etc etc. And none of them work.

 

So a question for all of you who advocate that we who object to your pets defecating in our gardens just put up with it: -

 

Can I come round and crap on your lawn in the middle of the night? Then we'll see just how long you're prepared to put up with it!

[5hane]

also if ur not a car person.. fair enough ! if u want us something HUMAINE (sp) to get rid of them... i too wouldnt mind if one of our cats got a squirt from a warter pistol, or a light dousing from the hose.. no problem in that really.. the cat gets wet, and thats it..

 

I'm going to assume you mean cat person.

 

Truthfully I have nothing against cats, I like them as animals and certainly wouldn't wish one any harm (what ever I might mutter to myself as I'm scraping another stinking turd off my boot or out of my lawn). The point is that they aren't welcome to use my garden as a toilet and yes I have tried every humane way, from sound emitters, sprays, water pistols, hoses, granules, the right plants etc etc etc. And none of them work.

 

So a question for all of you who advocate that we who object to your pets defecating in our gardens just put up with it: -

 

Can I come round and crap on your lawn in the middle of the night? Then we'll see just how long you're prepared to put up with it!

 

 

i understand fully,.. hence why we bought one of them emitters for our next door neighbour one, and it worked,

 

i do sympathise with you... i would hate cats too ! but i dont think i could kill one because of it well.. TBH i dont know really, i really dont know what the condition is or anything about it so cant really say anything

 

AND we have cats pooing in our garden ! i know its not nice !!! we also have a dog.. bigger poo's

 

 

i dont know what you could do thats humane and i know really (but like u said) u wouldnt want to hurt/ kill one.. ive mutterd things like that many a time (sure we all have)

[Nettles]

 

Can I come round and crap on your lawn in the middle of the night? Then we'll see just how long you're prepared to put up with it!

 

Only if I can video you and post it on Youtube

[X-pack-Glyn]

bolt gun? you know, the sort that fires a huge bolt into the head of the animal, fast, effective, no need to buy a new cartridge everytime... i reckon that might be the best way... thing is you gota catch the critter first!