ratman Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 I deal with some strange Sh!t at work but this is the strangest yet Had a call today from a local golf coures they had found a dead canada goose nothing strange about that it backs on to a lake but what with the on going bird flu threat I have to investergate so off i go to find this what the golf course didnt say the was bird was 20ft up a tree some how it got its head stuck in a crack in a dead tree and hung its self so there i am 20ft up trying to get a very stiff goose down got it out with out having to part its head from its body at lease I love my job every day is diffrent
mk1super Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 Pitty it wasnt more fresh you could have eaten it
zetecmk2 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 so if you dont kill em, they commit suicide!!
sporty-corty16v Posted March 4, 2008 Report Posted March 4, 2008 went to a fiesta the other day the doris was complaining the steering was heavy...opened the bonnet and there was guts every where..stunk so much i was heaving, turns out a rat had crawled in and got caught in the belt splatting it every where and as shed been running engine it had cooked on the engine........refitted belt very cautiously and after the doris had sprayed her purfume around so i didnt throw up, then it over heated cos i found his buddy stuck in the cooling fan.......how do u deal with that day in and day out mate hats off
ratman Posted March 5, 2008 Author Report Posted March 5, 2008 went to a fiesta the other day the doris was complaining the steering was heavy...opened the bonnet and there was guts every where..stunk so much i was heaving, turns out a rat had crawled in and got caught in the belt splatting it every where and as shed been running engine it had cooked on the engine........refitted belt very cautiously and after the doris had sprayed her purfume around so i didnt throw up, then it over heated cos i found his buddy stuck in the cooling fan.......how do u deal with that day in and day out mate hats off Had a car lot on my patch next to the railway line the rats was living under the bonnets of the cars they had eaten all the HT leads and rubber drive belts did about 10k damage on 2 jags & outher cars Mr car salesman was not a happy chappy
Admin Mk2Jo Posted March 5, 2008 Admin Report Posted March 5, 2008 Blimey thought you were a rat man ... didn't realise it included birds as well And tree climbing
FredTransit Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 went to a fiesta the other day the doris was complaining the steering was heavy...opened the bonnet and there was guts every where..stunk so much i was heaving, turns out a rat had crawled in and got caught in the belt splatting it every where and as shed been running engine it had cooked on the engine........refitted belt very cautiously and after the doris had sprayed her purfume around so i didnt throw up, then it over heated cos i found his buddy stuck in the cooling fan.......how do u deal with that day in and day out mate hats off Had a car lot on my patch next to the railway line the rats was living under the bonnets of the cars they had eaten all the HT leads and rubber drive belts did about 10k damage on 2 jags & outher cars Mr car salesman was not a happy chappy Found some ratshit under the seat of one of the lutons the other day. WTF?? I know there are crumbs from eating at the wheel, but why would they want to live in the cab of a van? Strangly there's no damage, not even to the underside of the seat. There's a hole in the gear lever gaitor, so I suppose that's where they are getting in.
mossy Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 wish i had a decent job to write about.....today i stacked some shelves
Savvi Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 They have rats where my workshop is. In the last few weeks i have repaired wiring behind the dash on a 20 ton lorry (twice) the land ladies Toyota Landcrusier, my Golf Estate, the landlords Nissian pickup !!!! All got into the car via the gearstick rubber gaitor. Apparently with the winter we've had they are breeding rapidly. They have put a trailer with grain in at the bottom of the farm so as the rats climb in they can't get back out ................ he said even he couldn't believe how many he caught. I had a call from home this afternoon the cat had caught one and brought it in the house ................ so i had to rush home to save the screaming family !!!
mk1super Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 wish i had a decent job to write about.....today i stacked some shelves Mate trying tree surgery in Scotland, high winds, rain and snow. Trust me theres days i wish i was working indoors.
escortmad79 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 wish i had a decent job to write about.....today i stacked some shelves Better than mine, got up... went to the job centre... signed on & came home again New job could be iminant though
mossy Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 yesterday i stacked some shelves for 10hrs...and doing the same today. O woop.
radar tech Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 back in on shift today . just 2 more days then 2 nightshifts then woooppee 4 days off again
Josh_gsy Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 i sit at a desk drawing pictures of houses!
NHR115 Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 I count someone else's money in a cash office and do some other folks shopping working in the home shopping department. I'm basically a slave!!!!!
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