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Hello, have you got a gun?

No?

Do you have a big scary dog?

No?

Do you have a history of schizophrenia?

No?

 

 

 

 

 

Would you be interested in selling the Escort/Fiesta/Granada/Anglia/Capri/WHY?

 

How much? :D /Well here's my number if you ever change your mind

Posted

I usually leave little notes under the windscreen wipers with my name and number on asking if they are ever interested in selling the car give me a ring. Never worked for me so far :lol::lol::lol:

Posted

If you leave a note, make sure you make it clear you are not a dealer. If possible get a female fried or partner to go with you, as a female or couple at the door looks better and less threatening than a large or even not so large bloke on his own. Sorry gay guys, BF won't work, two blokes at the door looks worse! Try this -

 

"sorry to bother you, is that your car, or is the owner in? I am not trying to sell you anything, in fact I am interested in buying it for a fair price if it's for sale. If it might be for sale soon, please can I leave you my number?"

Posted

also don't ask if its for sale straight away, ask what their plans are for it and try to get them talking about the car

 

Than you could drop in that you'd be interested in buying it if they were to consider selling.

 

oh and when you knock on the door stand a few steps back from the door so you're not right in their face when they answer

Posted

i usually knock on the door and say that earlier in the week whilst dropping someone off i noticed that you had a car sat up ,

 

then you hit the shit and make them interested in ya ie chat crap about how you are a enthusiast of old fords and you are looking for a new project and would be very interested in the car you have if it were for sale ...............

 

by this point they have got you a cuppa and you are filling in the new keepers supplement :wink:

 

it always help to turn up in an osf aswell :D:ykt:

Posted

i found a mk2 escort 2 door on a drive last month,

tax ran out in 2002 rang one of the flat bells

+ a bloke said it was not his but leave a note. so

thats what i did offering a good price + said i wasn't

a scrap man or a banger racer, i have heard nothing

i dont understand people who just leave these cars

laying about for years instead of making some cash.

i might try again soon whats the worst that can happen

maybe a punch on the nose! :lol:

Posted
Disguise your Oirish accent if you have one

 

Im scottish though maybe thats worse :lol::lol:

 

only cos they know how tight you guys are :mrgreen::mrgreen::wink:

 

No we are careful with our money, not tight, well thats my excuse :wink:

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