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before i start can we have a medical advice room?

 

Anyway, i need doctors advice please.

 

the end of my willy is itching like fook and stings (but this time not when i pee)... have i got an std?

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Yeah, just about :lol::lol: ..... last time I googled Itcy butt crack and it worked :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

 

I hit google images first though by mistake :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::lol::lol::lol:

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So ive got thrush then... fookin brilliant.

 

Why the fook is it that everything that seems to go wrong with me is my the round ones or my arse :evil:

 

not having a good week this week, missus fooked off to spain, im at home carrying the can, yesterday i hoovered the garage floor and the new dysons gone bang, shes going to go mental unless i can get it fixed by monday, we have lived on sh1t all week and takeaways and now ive gone and got thrush!

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Just hope life can only get better.........or your fooked! :wink:

 

Happy Birthday Cass :thumbsup: .... hope you are having a good day. Didn't put a post up cos you don't come on here much so wasn't sure if you would see it :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

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Just hope life can only get better.........or your fooked! :wink:

 

Happy Birthday Cass :thumbsup: .... hope you are having a good day. Didn't put a post up cos you don't come on here much so wasn't sure if you would see it :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

 

Thanks Jo! :thumbsup:

 

Come on here occasionally but very rarely post its true.

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drink alot of cranberry juice mate , make sure u steer well clear of salty and hot foods , caffeine and anything acidic ...... cos it will smart even more :oops:

 

i suffered from it bad when i had a stent in for kidney stones bud very uncomfortable , if you nip to the chemist piriton helps quite a bit :wink:

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"So ive got thrush then... fookin brilliant"

 

Could be worse feller, could have been a buzzard

John.

 

:lol: now that was a picture i didn't need in my head!!

 

Seriously, would Caneston help Glynn? It's a women's treatment for Thrush you can get over the counter, can't see why it wouldn't help men. The combined Ceneston is a tablet to take with a cream to rub on that stops the itching. As already mentioned cranberry juice is helpful too.

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Lol, Glyn, it where are you sticking your piece mate!??? :?

It seems you always have winky probs!! :wink:

 

P.S ~ sounds like thrush though! Carefull in the shower mate cos it stings like a biatch :thumbsup:

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Right, a quick update... i got some cream and rubbed it on a few days back and all seems to be well for now.

 

That's good - did you have to apply it with speed and gusto!!?? :mrgreen:

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natural yoghurt is good too :thumbsup:

 

eat it, and apply it to infected areas....

 

the bacteria in the yoghurt kill the yeast in the thrush...

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natural yoghurt is good too :thumbsup:

 

eat it, and apply it to infected areas....

 

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In that order!! :?:shock::lol::lol:

 

I don't fancy the other order either!! :mrgreen:

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