So what did we all do to wind our teachers up at school then

[X-pack-Glyn]

one class i used to attend people just would not stop talking at the begining of the lesson, the teacher would just stand there and say "quiet please", this went on for about 5 or so mins then the old bugger would just totally loose it, once he raised the old wooden meter stick things to hit it down on the desk, but in doing so managed to knock the fooking light right off and the lot fell on his head

 

Same teacher some weeks later again went so balistic he put his fist through the projector glass

 

Jeez, i had the best laugh of my life at school...

[tazrocks88]

i had a religious teacher who was so pathetic we did what we wanted in the lessons and heard that another group had locked her in her cupboard cos she left the key in it so we tryed it . ended up that every class she had (10 classes) did it in a 2 week stretch she didnt learn tho

[Fishtailparka]

When I was at school (many moons ago) quite a few of our teachers had served in WW2. I guess they were all still suffering with what we now call post traumatic stress to various degrees.

Throwing toy hand grenades on the floor was probably not the kindest thing we ever did.

Kids can be little bastards at time.

[mk3tina]

my mate and i eventually got sort of expelled 2 weeks before the official end of secondary school, we were in the new IT suite, and on the moderators central desk there was a doll and various other homely trinkets, when she went away for a few minutes we ripped the head off, drew crossed eyes on it and wronte YOUR NEXT! on its forehead, think they went a bit ott for chucking us out, although we werent those scumbag kids who are always in trouble and are as thick as two short planks, we liked to have fun, we were top of the class (marks wise anyway) students

[X-pack-Glyn]

When I was at school (many moons ago) quite a few of our teachers had served in WW2. I guess they were all still suffering with what we now call post traumatic stress to various degrees.

Throwing toy hand grenades on the floor was probably not the kindest thing we ever did.

Kids can be little bastards at time.

 

Thats fookin mean

[Fishtailparka]

This was back in the good old days. We got thrashed for it.

[razersedge]

one of my out teachers use to just flip and bang the desk and throw people out of the class so one day when started heading that way and threw the first person out of the class room the rest of us lifted his desk and rested it on stink bombs, when he come back in to the room we all baited him till he lost it and banged his desk,it was so funny he threw the hole class out and sat in the room on his own then the deputy head walked down the corridor and there was the whole class lined up on one wall he walked in to the room and told him to stop being a fairy

[4parajon]

I just turned up, that seemed to be enough

[hotrodholty]

we did alkinds to them.

we used to climb through the windows into the classrooms at lunch time and nick all the starter motors out of the tube lights so when we went in aftre lunch the teachers would have to move us to another classroom wasting a good half hour of the lesson, we spray mounted our arts teacher to his wooden stool one day and he had to walk to the cdt block with a stool stuck to his arse.

we slackened the hand brake on one teachers mini and used to move it to the other end of the car park and watch at the end of the day the teacher scratching her head wondering how her car had moved. did this every day for about 2 weeks untill we got caught.

another one was to get in again at lunch time and turn the whole classroom upside down, desk', chairs, computers, pictures, everything in its place as it was, just upside down.

i could go on and on, basically anything to delay a lesson if not get it cancelled all together.

[mk2_escort_chick]

I fooking hated skool

I was 'politely' asked to leave before the end of yr 11 because I had a row with a teacher.

I told her that I didnt see the point of her lesson (Personal Social Health Education)

and that my business studies coursework was more important.

She flipped out like a ninja infront of the deputy

and I was told to do my coursework and get out

Stupid pointy nosed old spinster-if I ever see her again I will run that biatch down

 

My form tutor snuck me in to the leaver do-she was a kewl laydee

 

I wan't the best behaved kid at skool, kicked out of electronics permanently-

which meant I could doss for a double lesson

 

The teachers were lame (bar a few), when me and my m8 Ruby had a fight in the canteen they wouldnt get involved,

so my m8 Emma tried to break us up and I smacked her straight in the eye

Didnt even realise I'd done it till I saw her at reception-whoops!

[Trevmk3]

in my brothers class one lad threw a cushion at the teacher knocking his glasses off, the teacher left the school the same day and had some kind of breakdown

[Fishtailparka]

Quite a few of my teachers had breakdowns. They didn't leave though.

[Trevmk3]

this one was a proper soft shite, drama teacher

[Mk2Jo]

Can't remember that far back

[cyrix]

lol, my girlfriend is a teacher, she is a fairly easy going secondary school art teacher so doesn't seem to get much grief! I don't think I could do it for what they get paid (21-25,000k for a long time)

[Copey]

we had an RE teacher, and some lad was actin up and she eventually got pissed off and sent him to isolation, and the whole class laughed and she shouted "IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO GO THEN FEEL FREE" 90% of the class got up and left, was well funny, we go to the isolation room and the doris in ther just looks at us and goes "your taking the piss right?"

[Trevmk3]

Copey did they have padded cell as well as isolation

[jimbo]

We had a profoundly deaf teacher for art.

 

One lesson, we made a point of entering the class without making a single noise and acted like we were chatting and that, but only moving our mouths.

 

When we saw him turn his hearing aid up, we all shouted "GOOD AFTERNOON SIR!!" at the top of our voice.

 

He screamed in agony and nearly fell of the back of his chair.

[jimbo]

Oh and when I joined a school in Bristol for 6th form, there was a chemistry teacher who was a bit loopy (before being a teacher, he used to work at the ICI gelignite sheds up on the NE coast of Scotland and saw his mate get blown up )

 

Anyhow, he had a series of delusions whilst teaching (famously including seeing a dog outside the window - on the 4th floor!!!) eventually he went off for a year with stress.

 

When he came back some of the older kids got on to the roof and dangled a stuffed dog outside of the window using a fishing rod. He apparently broke down in front of the class, and was off for another two weeks before returning.

 

Yes kids are little shits alright

[Mr Sam]

i think the best has to be Mr Caulder the maths teacher with the school intacom system!!!

 

right the scholl has its on telephone system so one teacher can phone another now if you take the schools number then add the extra 3 digits or whatever of the phones in classrooms you could ring the classroom phone from your mobile

 

obviously at maths he was a genius but at common sence a numbscull

 

 

 

another alltime great was the doors that have the thing on the top of them to pull the door too, now if you bend the bar of that down the door would only open a few inches then just stop many a thumped head teachers and pupils!!!

[bigglesmk2]

Me and my mate were being told off by our english teacher (cant remember why) after he told us off he just stood there staring at us and there was an akward silence,then the teacher did a faint fart

 

I also put pencil sharpening's in my art teachers cuppa tea and watched her walk round the classroom drinking it.

 

and we went in the staff room and took turns to piss in the kettle

[105E Steve]

One of our English teachers was Mr Reader. He would start talking about english of some form the quickly stray on to his favourite topic of boxing. He was a great laugh but we still superglued up his desk drawers & breif case to the desk. We also had our lessons in a portacabin due to building work we used to put paper in the electric heater on the back wall, it was only a matter of time before it caught fire!!!

 

Superb times, along with setting off fire alarms by removing the pins and putting the glass back on so they didnt know which one had gone off!!

[Mr Sam]

and we went in the staff room and took turns to piss in the kettle

 

 

 

 

i rember drawing a massive swass sticker on the german teachers blackboard before she came in and some fooker said it was me

[mk3tina]

id love to go back to school and live it all again, its true that its the best time of your life, the isolation room was my second home , i also used to skip french classed so i could hang about with my mates in spanish lessons, how did i get away with it? there was a loopy spanish exchange teacher teaching them and she didnt know, all the stuck up bints who tried to grass me up to her ended up getting detention for disturbing the class loads of times.