Whats your war cry?

[Noodles]

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=&sex=f

 

Mine said this

 

Sprinting out of the freeway, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Noodles! And he gives a low bellow:

 

"I'm going to smash you with such disregard for common sense, you'll age fifty years!!!"

[4parajon]

The best

 

[Smudger105e]

Zang! Who is that, running through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Smudger, hands clutching a mighty sword! He grunts thunderously:

 

"I'm going to pummel you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"

[Stu_B]

Prowling along the candy store, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Stooby! And he gives a cruel scream:

 

"I'm going to pulverize you harder than God thought possible!!!"

 

[surfingturnip]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the desert! It is Surfingturnip, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to fook you until you spontaneously degenerate!!!"

 

[Gonzo]

Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the plains! It is Gonzo, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!"

[mk2_escort_chick]

Stalking amidst the desert, clutching a burning branch, cometh Mk2_escort_chick!

And she gives a spectacular grunt:

 

"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh with reckless abandon!"

[sab6024]

Lo! Who is that, prowling through the fields! It is Sab6024, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low howl, her voice cometh:

 

"In the name of malice, I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!"

 

[Stu_B]

clutching a piece of chainlink fence!

 

"super-flu!!"

 

I'm not exactly quaking in my boots

[sab6024]

clutching a piece of chainlink fence!

 

"super-flu!!"

 

I'm not exactly quaking in my boots

 

I appear to be as threatening as a mouse

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

Zang! Who is that, striding on the plains! It is Jimbob-Squarepants, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls homicidally:

 

"I'm going to brutalize you into the danger zone, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

 

[Guest chriscapriman]

Stalking out of the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Chriscapriman! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

 

"I'm going to smash you like a wrecking ball!!"

[Trevmk3]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the desert! It is Surfingturnip, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to fook you until you spontaneously degenerate!!!"

 

 

 

Lo! Who is that, striding amidst the freeway! It is Mk1-xflow, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to pummel you until you acquire coulrophobia!"

[mk3tina]

Who is that, stalking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Thin Lizzy, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

 

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

[capriaddict]

Who is that, running through the tarmac! It is Capriaddict, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

 

"By Odin's mighty spear, no flesh shall be spared!"

 

 

 

[tazrocks88]

Sprinting through the terrain, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Tazrocks88 And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"

 

sound like a nice chap dont i

[flyingbanana]

Who is that, sprinting out of the plains! It is Flyingbanana, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls gutterally:

 

"I'm seriously going to torment you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

 

[Trevmk3]

Sprinting through the terrain, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Tazrocks88 And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"

 

sound like a nice chap dont i

 

you sound a bit perverted to me mate

[louie bagel]

mine was

 

 

Lo! Who is that, stalking along the freeway! It is Louie Bagel, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

 

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

 

 

love it and will try to use it in everyday conversation

[surfingturnip]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the desert! It is Surfingturnip, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to fook you until you spontaneously degenerate!!!"

 

 

 

what can I say, I'm a lover and a fighter I suppose

[Nettles]

Lo! Who is that, skulking through the plains! It is Nettles, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

 

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! No flesh shall be spared!!!"

[Chelle]

Rampaging out of the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Chelle! And she gives a mighty roar:

 

"I'm going to contort you with such wanton cruelty, your pets won't recognize you!!!"

 

 

Ooooh im quite scary!

[badchild]

Rampaging over the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Badchild! And he gives a booming roar:

 

"I'm going to pound you in such an unsafe manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"

[Chelle]

Is there such a thing called a safe pounding then

[sab6024]

Is there such a thing called a safe pounding then

 

Must be like unlawful killing.......since when has killing been entirely lawful