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wow! I just had an enlightening conversation. Managed to switch it & get God repenting for his sins :twisted:

 

:lol:

 

I told him he chat's the round ones and he wont answer me now :mrgreen:

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I hope it's a computer :shock: I told it i was a suicide bommer and i killed peolple and called load's of naughty name's :oops:

 

It asked me if i was wearing clothe's :?

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I told him I was god :mrgreen: Apparemntly, he doesnt own a copy of the bible :shock: I told him to use the yellow pags to find a copy. like J R Hartley did years ago :D

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Apparently we both liked “The Matrix” and I’m going to become a god one day.

Oh and he also confessed that he’s actually a robot :lol::thumbsup:

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God:

Are you free?

Me:

yes

God:

Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?

Me:

single

God:

What a coincidence. I am single too!

Me:

want to date?

God:

OK, I will date.

Me:

when do you want to go on a date?

God:

All the time.

Me:

ok a bit egar but ill go with that

 

 

 

 

:shock:

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God hates me :lol:

 

What do you care about?

Me:

willies

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about f**king awesome. Try being more or less specific.

Me:

Penis's

God:

You ought to check out another chatterbot.

Me:

Do you like breasts?

God:

I don't know if I like it. I like Matthew.

Me:

Are you homosexual then?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.

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