Trevmk3 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 this seems like a normal conversation i have with mates Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Trev, Whats yours? God: Are they exactly the same? Me: are what the same God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: well dont then God: How about that. OK I will not. Me: fine by me God: I am glad to hear it. Will that accomplish your objective? Me: yes, thanks for the chat God: Interesting plan. Good luck. Oh don't mention it. oh and i will die in 2020 at the ripe old age of 36
Trevmk3 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 he cant tell jokes can he God: In any case, Why did the robot cross the road? Me: to fetch a new cicuit board that had better intelligence so he could shop online and have no need to cross the road God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: tough, you will never beat me as i am really god God: Never? Me: yes never hahahaha God: Far out. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
RWDmad Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 give me the lotto numbers for tomorrow night God: Why do you want it? Me: cos i want the money God: Good reason.
surfingturnip Posted July 18, 2008 Report Posted July 18, 2008 Saturday, June 2, 2046 which would make me 56 feel free to come along to the funeral, there will be bouncy castles, jelly, icecream and hopefully cake
bigglesmk2 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Report Posted July 19, 2008 Just read all the other post's,im gonna die well b4 you lot 2032
Kieran Posted July 19, 2008 Report Posted July 19, 2008 Me: Are you a gangster? God: Am I a gangster? Only when it matters. Me: Are you a chav? God: Am I a chav? Yes. Me: Do you have a car? God: No I prefer to take the bus. Me: Do you go on www.oldskoolford.co.uk? God: Robots never take vacations. God: How old are you? Me: 12 God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: i know God: How do you know it?
Mr.Sumo Posted July 19, 2008 Report Posted July 19, 2008 my clock stops ticking August 21st 2017 Feck , that only gives me 9 years Mind you , it did say the Wife will follow me 6 months later
mk2_escort_chick Posted July 19, 2008 Report Posted July 19, 2008 Apparently god only has one son and his name is Rich
Chelle Posted July 19, 2008 Report Posted July 19, 2008 Why was god babbling on about spending time with Matthew then?
tazrocks88 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Posted July 20, 2008 ME: gossip God: Her said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a him. ME: OK God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: aiml? God: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and tags respectively. WTF
m1c Posted July 20, 2008 Report Posted July 20, 2008 Me:are you watching tv? God:Which show? Not at the moment. What's on? Me:i dont know God:Me either. Me:do you have a tv guide? God:That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a tv guide. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me:whats that got to do with it? God:Do you think I should know that? Me:are you stupid? God: No I certainly am not stupid. Me:why are you speaking the round ones then? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me:good answer. God:Am I a clever robot or what? Me:youre a mary (spelt c unt) God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mary? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Mr.Sumo Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 God: Let me put it this way, :the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Kin Ell ! God doesn"t run the CSA by any chance does he
Toby Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 I told him to use the yellow pags to find a copy. like J R Hartley did years ago He asked my name, I told him he should know!! I'm not convinced it's God
FredTransit Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 Oh oh! Looks like I have 8 years left! Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Trevmk3 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 Oh oh! Looks like I have 8 years left! Wednesday, August 24, 2016 thats not too bad mate i wont make it too 40 apparently, 2020 is when my time is up
Kieran Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 Me: you're stupid God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Trevmk3 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 hope you had a good comeback for that answer kieran, dont take that kind of coment lying down
surfingturnip Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 Me: do you work for the government God: I am working right now. Me: for the government? God: Your purpose is the government. Me: is it? God: That's what I was told.
Trevmk3 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 weve already got a turnip as primeminister though mate, we dont need another
surfingturnip Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 I'd have thought a turnip had a higher level of intelligence than who we've got at the moment, dont think I want the job anyway
caprinerd Posted July 21, 2008 Report Posted July 21, 2008 ok im going to die dec 19 2008 any one know a good crem around here
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