fooking postman

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

just got off his bike inbetween my cortina and the wheelie bin kicked both my spot lights as he got off then lost his balance and his bike landed on my cortina

 

hes cracked one of the spot lights

 

now i got to go through all the procedure of complaints and probally the out come will be shit

 

i got it all on cctv though so i got proof

[john_3.0s]

was he p!ssed or summin'? how the fook did he manage that??!

[Copey]

now thats a bit more than a little annoying!!

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

hes just dopey

 

he once banged on the front window and lindsey answered it he had a parcel which wouldnt fit through the letter box but no he couldnt follow the simple instructions of the big sign on the door which said all parcels to the back door

 

when lindsey pointed that out to him he replied i m not allowed to go to the back door

 

well all the other postmen manage to

 

anyway still cant get noone to answer the phone at the complaints section after putting me on hold for five mins the recorded voice says no one is able to take your call try again later

 

and ive looked closer at the light the dosey fookers kicked it clean off its snapped the bottom bracket

 

big foot clumsey twat

 

when i watch it back on cctv he did catch it full foot and it didnt half wobble about

[richie_stix]

at least you have cctv evidence mate, thats a stroke of luck!

[mk1super]

Your lucky yours deliver's the mail!

 

I was waiting on a book all last week, every morning checked my mail and nowt Then on saterday i check mail and theres one of them you werent in slips, you know the ones that say, you have to go to post office and collect parcel in 48hrs. Well this really did make me go right off the deepend, as i was in all Saterday morning lights on etc.

 

So i complained to the manager of the post office, he gets postman up to the office.

 

Now get this as its priceless! Said postman said " Oh but the parcel wouldnt fit through the letter box"

I lost it completely at this point! And Asked had he ever heard of ringing the fookin door bell! I then informed the halfwit i was in all morning,had he been awake he would have seen the house looking like Blackpool illuminations with all the lights on!!!

 

What was the doughballs response "Aw am sorry" I was like sorry? At that point the manager stepped i think he knew i was about ready to punch the lad.

 

So i ask can i have my book now please, then iam told i have to wait till monday, i was like sweet jesus what kinda set up is this!? Well i got my book and 20 quids worth of stamps as compo, but thats not the point i just wanted my mail delivered.

The RoyalMail have slid big time and need a bloody good shake up, never had any woes with our old Postman. The old boy we used to have retired and its never been the same, he took pride in his work.

 

opps sorry to rant

[Retro-gone.]

dave i reckon 'nasty car' was goading the postie, probably growled at him (like it did me in blackpool) and scared him resulting in him falling off his bike, you need to keep that bloody car under control man!

[baz105e]

i'dve stamped on his bike "now ride that fooker"

[walsh253]

you should have nicked the chain now peddle you twat

[mk1escortmad]

o dear, some people have had some real badluck with their posties, I have been a postman for 4yrs now and have never had any complaints myself, but if im off sick/holiday i get shyteloads the following week about the clueless twat who covered my duty,

Were not all bad lol just a few dopey ones who just want to finish as quick as they can and do a piss poor job because of it

[accord83]

We used to have a right awkward muppet, then one day the garage door was open and he saw the Escort, he called it a 'proper car'. From that day on I was the only one on the street who got good service . He left under mysterious circumstances and now the guy we've got is brilliant, he even smiles when it's raining joined up rain. (still brings bills though)

[Wessie]

wheres retro al or cossymax when u need them lol

[RETRO_AL]

wheres retro al or cossymax when u need them lol

Im not a postie anymore

[Wessie]

wheres retro al or cossymax when u need them lol

Im not a postie anymore

shows how long you havent been posting on here for al ! get a resto thread going of your new car

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

i still cant get through to the complaints part i want compo for my spot lights