im dead

[Toby]

 

Are you ok?

[zetecmk2]

that's fooked it!!!

[Mrs O/H/C]

do you still have a pulse ?

[Dr Feelgood]

assuming hes dead now (prob bashed to death with the hoover) we could have a "retro idol"

 

do you have what it takes to be the new tony? hahaha

[Retro-gone.]

dont disregard me just yet, she hasnt looked at the hoover, she has bought me a present tho, which makes me feel even worse

 

i just may get away with it

[Dr Feelgood]

oh youre back

 

damn there goes my idea..

 

i mean glad to see youre ok tony

[Retro-gone.]

[Durham Fiesta]

when you come home tomorrow theres gonna be a hoover through the windscreen of the capri

[Retro-gone.]

[countrybumpkin]

assuming hes dead now (prob bashed to death with the hoover) we could have a "retro idol"

 

do you have what it takes to be the new tony? hahaha

 

well i do as i already have the right name

[Dr Feelgood]

lol true that

 

any other takers?

[antz]

i ahvent heard from him since this morng so i fear he may be dead

[caprinerd]

no he`s defo alive been in pm with him but how much he`s alive by is anyones guess

[countrybumpkin]

he's probably been cramed inside the vacuum cleaner

[Dr Feelgood]

nahh hes being a dirty old man in the adult section

[mk1super]

 

Last time I messed with the womans things I got a 8.5 lb gift 9 months later, it's costing me a lot more than a new hoover!

 

Are they as expesive to keep as a Mk1 escort Vista?

[Slammed]

i will take 5th for the capri

 

dont worry tony just blame the dog

[pauline]

oh dear hon

 

is he still alive

[countrybumpkin]

oh dear hon

 

is he still alive

 

we can only hope not

[Dr Feelgood]

awww we wont have anyone to annoy then

[countrybumpkin]

awww we wont have anyone to annoy then

 

 

well i'd still be here

[Dr Feelgood]

i like the other tony

 

youre alright too i guess

[Retro-gone.]

well im still alive but i got a bollocking for sneaking the raleigh chopper into front room for its annual winter hibernation

[pauline]

glad your still here want my xmas kiss now am back on your list

[Retro-gone.]