im dead

[vibrating_Cake]

lmfao this is the funniest thread ive heard.... oh deary me lolol

[2.8i Cossie]

surely if you sucked up the nut you can just take the bag out (or if its bagless the collecting bit) and empty it?

 

or am i missing something here.....

mines currently fully of wood shavings from when i was working yesterday...must empty it

[Retro-gone.]

oh what a good idea

 

its not in the bag, its stuck somewhere in the rollers/brushes..

 

now stop reminding me, im having a nice day lol..

[Toby]

well im still alive but i got a bollocking for sneaking the raleigh chopper into front room for its annual winter hibernation

 

Ah the good old double bluff - "As I didn't use the hoover while you where out yesterday, can I keep the Chooper in the living room?"

 

Brave but perhaps foolish at this stage...

[Retro-gone.]

the choppers lived in the front room every winter for 13 years, she moans every year but i still do it lol.

[Retro-gone.]

sh1t sh1t sh1t shes started hoovering

[Trevmk3]

que the rattle

[2.8i Cossie]

if it starts just tell her youll have to open it to see whats wrong....

[Vista]

sh1t sh1t sh1t shes started hoovering

 

RIP Retroglam

 

 

[evil knievel]

ooooh shit im on tenterhooks....

 

 

 

get your bets in lads... what time will tony become a victim of brutal hoovering?

[Retro-gone.]

shes finished, alls well! phew

[Dr Feelgood]

or maybe she just wants you to think that..

[Retro-gone.]

i sh1t meself every time she shouts me out of workshop

[Dr Feelgood]

youll end up givng yourself away

[Trevmk3]

in a couple of weeks if she has still not said something just ask if she has found a nut you have lost

[vibrating_Cake]

just dont leave this page of OSF on the computer when you go for a break...........

LOL!