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Not alot gets to me but the tossers when you wait for them to come through a gap and they cant even put there hand up to thank you for being curtious and waiting especially the taxi drivers and there meant to be professional drivers.......... :twisted:

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im not allowed to reply to this thread as ill get another load of flack for moaning :roll:

 

Aww come on antz we all moaning :thumbsup:

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im not allowed to reply to this thread as ill get another load of flack for moaning :roll:

 

ahh the amusment of that actually being a moan about not being able to moan!

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A***holes who:

 

a) Drop litter (Have some pride in your country!)

 

B) Phlegm/Spit in the Street (Swallow it you dirty bastards)

 

c) Cough/Sneeze without a hand or hanky in front of them (This ain't f*%@ing China!)

 

People who expect the Government to wipe their ass/or carry the blame at every opportunity - (learn to look after, and take responsibility, for yourselves)

 

Parents who don't discipline their kids properly, then expect someone else to (like teachers) - see above!)

 

Modern cars being a pain in the ass to fix....

 

Everyone having a pop at the BBC....(Apart from too many repeats of Family Guy)

 

Privatised utilities.......Misleading adverts......Decline of the small retailers......Sara Cox......Instant Coffee.........Bigotry.........

 

oh and people who moan too much :wink:

 

agreed :thumbsup:

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People stealing, King around with or just generally having a lack of respect for your property which you've worked hard for and take great pride in!!

 

When people offer to do your washing up and dont do it properly. Go to get yourself a cup of tea to see a dirty ring round the bottom of the mug :evil:

 

People telling you intimate details of thier sex lives..keep it private!! I dont wanna know what she/he did to what!! (even worse when its you theyre talking about :evil: )

 

Anyone that can be arsed to complain about the content of late night TV or comedy acts. Roy 'Chubby' Brown recently got complaints about racism in his act.....If you are sensitive to such material...DONT GO AND FCUKIN WATCH IT!!!

 

Also, people who i like to call 'Professional Mourners'. Usually girls who seem to be at every funeral of someone local in a similar age range standing there loudly crying looking for attention. You didnt know them, I never heard them speak of you, why are you here?

 

That itchy shit they fill every loft with. Surely there is a better alternative that doesnt give you the heebeejeebies for the next two days!!

 

Taking girls clothes shopping, try on everything in every shop asking for your opinion. You say you like it, your just saying that it makes her look fat. You say it doesnt suit her, your saying that she is fat. Not only that, once you've exhausted every outfit in the entire shopping complex, you then have to do a lap of honour re-trying those outfits on!!! :evil: 5hrs of shopping and coming home with nothing but sore feet, empty fuel tank and a large car park reciept :evil:

 

1.2 Corsa's, Clio's etc with 4in exhausts

 

Chewing Gum

 

People who cannot eat with thier mouths shut. I dont wanna hear and see you chew, I can chew with my mouth shut, is it really that hard to do??

 

Made upwords that consist of mating two appropriate words to describe a situation or feeling together to form a new word.. for example. What you doing tonight mate?? Im Chillaxing.

GET A LIFE!!!

 

People who can happily take the piss out of you and other people but cannot take any form of joke or critisism back.

 

txt spk. why do ppl hve to leve off vwls or spll stuff diffrnt to save 2 secs spellin WHEN IT TAKES ME 15 MINS TO FCUKIN DECIFER IT!!!!

 

People who are in relationships and are happy by the fact that they did, have been, or still are sleeping with someone else without being caught. You dont deserved to be loved and looked after.

 

Roads that are 3 cars wide with cars parked both sides. You know someone is going to meet you head on halfway down and you know damn well it'll be you who has to reverse all the way back to let them through.

 

People who cannot stick to 30 limits in built up areas. Your not clever and you will end up killing someone.

 

People who insist on stopping you in the street to tell you that smoking causes cancer or that if i ever lost a relative / went to a cancer ward id quit. Thanks for that, i had missed all the adverts, posters and slogans on tobacco products. Ive had 3 relatives die from cancer, i know smoking causes cancer but its not the only dangerous thing i do. 4 people a year die in the UK from putting on trousers but i still do it! My lungs, my choice, piss off!

 

Health and Safety. To a point they are useful, but sometimes they are so over the top that they cause more problems than they solve. Especially in engineering!

 

Other than that not a lot really gets to me. Im eassy going :D

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Toilet roll. Why do they have to glue the bloody things up? You end up tearing the first half of the roll to shreds trying to work out if the two layers are the correctly aligned!

 

Excess piss!!! Usually happens on a night out or when ur with someone you really like. You go for a slash, your finished, you go to put it away and there is a tiny bit of wee left which you didnt know about and only makes itself known to you once your halfway through the tucking back in proceedure!! Why does that happen??

 

Charity Collection Bags. I get several of these a week and i always put them back outside my house. Do they pick the bastards back up?? Do they ****! If they stopped posting those stupid collection bags which next to no one uses, they could then donate the money saved from the production of these bags to thier chosen charity and help save the environment (No doubt the same people join global warming marches!) by not filling up our landfill with unused plastic bags! Might start saving myself a few pence and use them as bin bags :roll:

 

Oh yeah and crisps....thats a good point Shakey!!

 

Vending Machines...How fcuking annoying is it when u get a bag of crisps out the vending machine at work with your last 50p having forgotten your packed lunch only to find out that the worm screw has punctured the bag 3 weeks previous leaving your crisps all soft n soggy. I paid over the odds for those crisps and do ya get a reciept so that you can exchange them?? They do it on purpose I tell ya.

Or, if your like me and love chocolate (blue Yorkie will always be king!). You go to the vending machine really looking forward to your blue yorkie cause you need a hit only to discover that there is a single random 'wild card' purpley/reddy yorkie at the front that everyone refuses to shell out for, meaning that you can see what you want, you have the money on you, but you cant bloody have it! AArrrrrrrggggggggg its torturous :evil:

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aul-wans drivin at 2mph in perfect drivin conditions just for the sake of it

 

people drivin on the phone

 

people who let their kids stand up between the front seats while driving

 

people who lock their kids in the car and say "im only goin for 2m mins"

 

and finally boy racers with tarted up whizzing washing machines :twisted: a 6 inch pipe on a chivic and its a 1.4 and they claim its a vtec ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Women walking side by side pushing double buggies, who then gawp at you if you won't step under passing traffic to let them pass, still side by side!!! Just stop gossiping for a moment and go in single file when other pedestrians are about!!

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mond dont forget the one bout dropin ure chrisps on the floor lol and me winning the 5 grand on the scratch card well it mite not be 5 grand we will find out tomoz ;)

 

what a Great 5 grand it turned out to be! 1 hole pound!!!!

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That itchy shit they fill every loft with. Surely there is a better alternative that doesnt give you the heebeejeebies for the next two days!!

 

 

 

People who cannot eat with thier mouths shut. I dont wanna hear and see you chew, I can chew with my mouth shut, is it really that hard to do??

 

I fit loft insulation for a living. And I am itchy, all the time.

 

And I agree, I cant stand people who dont posses basic eating manners at the table

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People who talk non stop to you, and when you say one single them to they dont listen.

 

Twats that drive at 45 mph everywhere, through 30 zones going way to fast then hold everyone up on main A roads.

 

General criminals, I dont get it, just get a job, earn a living, buy what you can afford, not just go out 2 hours a day and steal peoples hard earned stuff. Most seem to get off easily, but if an honest person defends their possesions, they are treated like scum of the earth.

 

Ass holes who ruin a good night out, who want to beat people senseless cos they cant handle a couple of drinks.

 

Politicians. Its 2009, there shouldnt be a single homeless or hungry person in the UK. Before spending millions on the olympics or the millenium done, sort a roof over everyones head first.

 

Litter dropping, and people throwing cigs out of moving cars, just put it in a bin, its not that hard.

 

People that are now talking in text speak "I was rofling last night" etc or "I CBA" (can't be arsed). Can't be arsed to speak a bloody sentence.

 

Thats just a start, could be on all night

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people that get in my taxi and ask what time im on till has in been busy have had any one famous in my cab when i get asked 50 times a day it gets wright on my tits and old people that realy shouldnt be driving and the vale of white horse council Apple Pies

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Excess piss!!! Usually happens on a night out or when ur with someone you really like. You go for a slash, your finished, you go to put it away and there is a tiny bit of wee left which you didnt know about and only makes itself known to you once your halfway through the tucking back in proceedure!! Why does that happen??

 

this was on qi

 

due to curved pipe in your system... so some gets stuck haha

 

 

charity bags... all the ones here are scams

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