FredTransit Posted February 27, 2009 Report Posted February 27, 2009 Has anybody said petty neighbours yet? Police came round saying one of the vans was not showing tax. After a yes it is, no it isn't five minutes, I went over to see the van had a 1982 tax disc in the window from a shoot I had been on a few days earlier! I had to laugh, but also had to ask if he thought if it had been there since 1982? Not possible anyway seen as it's a B reg (at least I remembered to take off the moody plates!). How sad somebody thought they could get us in trouble! the real disc was in the glovebox BTW. ohh you havent met my neighbours we have had the police round saying weve been talkin about them and that weve got lazers threw the walls Er, isn't that wasting police time? Also does said neighbour have a Metal Health Community Worker?
antz Posted February 27, 2009 Report Posted February 27, 2009 Has anybody said petty neighbours yet? Police came round saying one of the vans was not showing tax. After a yes it is, no it isn't five minutes, I went over to see the van had a 1982 tax disc in the window from a shoot I had been on a few days earlier! I had to laugh, but also had to ask if he thought if it had been there since 1982? Not possible anyway seen as it's a B reg (at least I remembered to take off the moody plates!). How sad somebody thought they could get us in trouble! the real disc was in the glovebox BTW. ohh you havent met my neighbours we have had the police round saying weve been talkin about them and that weve got lazers threw the walls Er, isn't that wasting police time? Also does said neighbour have a Metal Health Community Worker? Our neighbour across the road has two people carriers and parks them both right opposite our driving causing an obscruction. If we park outside her house she comes over wanting us to move them cos in her own words 'i have a safe with £1000 in the csar every night' and she is trying to run a business from home and eneds her car outside her driveway. quite funny as its a housing association shouse and running a business from one is illegal and a tax dodge. Parking causing an obstruction is causing a nuisance and her attitude when she coems over is also classed as un acceptable by the council. also she put in a driveway last weekend without informing the council or applying for planning permission to have the kerb stones dropped.....and on top of that she admitted to going down the beach at night and nicking 4 big bags of stones. everyone round here knows that nicking stones off the beach is illegal. she is in deep shit as the council know all about her from various complaints from various people
mk1super Posted February 27, 2009 Report Posted February 27, 2009 Dont get me started on the Numbnut next door Mind you his Van blew up yesterday on his way to do another cash in hand job fooker has had a "break down" so is on benifits but still does DIY work cash in hand, he got caught and pleaded he didnt know any better My fookin hoop he knew fine fookin well what he was doing Now ive to put up with the c**t hammering and banging away all day, i now wish his van was ok.
shakey n his fezz Posted February 27, 2009 Author Report Posted February 27, 2009 oh and a new one people pissin on the floor wen theirs a toilet infront of em some one done it today at work n i hadnt bin in the fookin toilet all day n i got the blame i hate that too gettin tha blame for something i didnt do
DanV Posted February 27, 2009 Report Posted February 27, 2009 oh and a new one people pissin on the floor wen theirs a toilet infront of em some one done it today at work n i hadnt bin in the fookin toilet all day n i got the blame i hate that too gettin tha blame for something i didnt do Think thats bad, someone had a shit outside the front door of our factory the other week!
shakey n his fezz Posted February 28, 2009 Author Report Posted February 28, 2009 oh and a new one people pissin on the floor wen theirs a toilet infront of em some one done it today at work n i hadnt bin in the fookin toilet all day n i got the blame i hate that too gettin tha blame for something i didnt do Think thats bad, someone had a shit outside the front door of our factory the other week! oh that is bad id find out who it is and feed it to em
FredTransit Posted February 28, 2009 Report Posted February 28, 2009 The post office pisses me off! http://www.oldskoolford.co.uk/phpBB2/vi ... hp?t=92809
ray1609 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Posted February 28, 2009 another thing is when some people from another country talk to oyu normaloly... then they talk between themselves in thei language sniggering and looking at you
DanV Posted February 28, 2009 Report Posted February 28, 2009 Oh yeah, forgot about that one!! The asians that owned our local post office previous to the current owner had a habit of that. They'd be chatting away in english and as you walked in it'd switch to indian. Why? What they saying? Makes you proper paranoid and to be honest, i find it rude and offensive!
BaileyMex Posted February 28, 2009 Report Posted February 28, 2009 MMmmm well.......... Working weekends Tax Illegal Immigrants Seized nuts and bolts Working weekends Politicians Pikeys Working weekends There are probably more Did I mention Working weekends
shakey n his fezz Posted March 1, 2009 Author Report Posted March 1, 2009 unmm i think you did collin maybe you wont have to soon when life style turns into tesco or waitrose hehe
Rick Posted March 1, 2009 Report Posted March 1, 2009 spackers on ebay that dont read the listing properly. ie: NO OVERSEAS BIDDERS, CASH ON COLLECTION ONLY etc etc
shakey n his fezz Posted March 1, 2009 Author Report Posted March 1, 2009 did i mention girls that fook around with my head?
Tracey Posted March 1, 2009 Report Posted March 1, 2009 People who always gotta have the last word That will be me then
over_head_cam Posted March 1, 2009 Report Posted March 1, 2009 People who always gotta have the last word That will be me then I think you'll find.....
BaileyMex Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 unmm i think you did collin maybe you wont have to soon when life style turns into tesco or waitrose hehe
mk1super Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 Them putting up the price of booze in scotland were not all fookin drunks
shakey n his fezz Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 haveing a nice bath or shower then realisein u need a shit after its a horrible feeling
mk1super Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 haveing a nice bath or shower then realisein u need a shit after its a horrible feeling Get baby wipes you will never have skid marks again
shakey n his fezz Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 ohh sounds like a pland but then i gues ure have to dry it off beacause dont they make bubbles? i dont want a bubbley bum itl be too much like an aero
DanV Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 haveing a nice bath or shower then realisein u need a shit after its a horrible feeling If you get out and have a shit with a soapy arse it slides out a treat then just nip back in the shower for a freshen up
shakey n his fezz Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 haveing a nice bath or shower then realisein u need a shit after its a horrible feeling If you get out and have a shit with a soapy arse it slides out a treat then just nip back in the shower for a freshen up but then u get a wet toilet seat and then you slide off it you just cant win in these situations lol
DanV Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 if you get out the shower and your toilet seat is dry it wasnt hot enough
shakey n his fezz Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Posted March 2, 2009 i suppose from the condensation or how ever you spell it lol thats grim to sittin on a wet toilet seat n u cant even wipe it with the toilet roll beacause thats wet too
vibrating_Cake Posted March 2, 2009 Report Posted March 2, 2009 if you get out the shower and your toilet seat is dry it wasnt hot enough ~ my god you crack me up hahaha
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